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Portrait of the Artist as a Young Boy (looking as bored then as I feel today) There are many traditions associated with Christmas; ...

Feigning joy and surprise at the gifts we despise  over mulled wine with you     If there has ever been a better opening line t...

Teeny-tiny little red spider-ants have taken up residence in my electric kettle: which is kind of annoying and a little inconvenient....