28 Dec 2025

B.B. R.I.P.

Brigitte Bardot with a pink bath towel in 1959 
Photo by Sam Levin
 
 
I. 
 
The French film actress, singer, and animals rights activist Brigitte Bardot has died, aged 91, and, like many people around the world, I mourn her passing. 
 
For Bardot remains one of those names beginning with the initial 'B' that mean a great deal to me and who act as a kind of guiding spirit to Torpedo the Ark [1].
 
 
II. 
 
As is often the case these days when somebody famous - and, in Bardot's case, truly iconic - dies, everyone seems compelled to pay tribute on social media; thus French President Emmanuel Macron, for example, writes that B.B. embodied a life of freedom
 
By which I guess he refers to the fact that Mme. Bardot followed her inclinations and didn't give a damn about what others thought of her; nor was she afraid to express her views on all kinds of issues, including political questions. 
 
For me, however, the most insightful and philosophically-interesting words written on Bardot - as a figure within the pornographic imagination rather than as a woman in real life - remain those written by Simone de Beauvoir in 1959, when the former was billed as the world's most outrageously sensual film star and the latter recognised as France's leading female intellect
 
De Beauvoir helps us understand why Bardot was regarded by some as a monument of immorality - a New Eve for the post-War world:
 
"Seen from behind, her slender, muscular, dancer's body is almost androgynous. Femininity triumphs in her delightful bosom. The long voluptuous tresses of Melisande flow down to her shoulders, but her hair-do is that of a negligent waif. The line of her lips forms a childish pout, and at the same time those lips are very kissable. She goes about barefooted, she turns her nose up at elegant clothes, jewels, girdles, perfumes, make-up, at all artifice. Yet her walk is lascivious and a saint would sell his soul to the devil merely to watch her dance." [2]
 
 
III. 
 
De Beauvoir closes her little study of Bardot by expressing her hope that the bourgeois order will not find a way to silence her, or compel her to speak lying twaddle: "I hope that she will not resign herself to insignificance in order to gain popularity. I hope she will mature, but not change." [3]
 
I think she'd be pleased to know that Bardot didn't compromise; that she remained one of the most liberated spirits in all France and a real force for change; a woman who, in her own words, gave her youth and beauty to men, but her wisdom and experience to animals.  
  

Notes
 
[1] The others being Baudelaire, Bataille, Barthes, and Baudrillard; see my A-Z of Torpedophilia (24 October 2013): click here.  
 
[2] Simone de Beauvoir, Brigitte Bardot and the Lolita Syndrome (Four Square Books / The New English Library, 1962). 
 
[3] Ibid.
 
 
To read the original post in which I discuss Simone de Beauvoir's analysis of Bardot (published 16 May 2018) click here for part one and here for part two. 
 
 
Three musical bonuses: 
 
(i) To play Serge Gainsbourg's 'Initials B.B.' - a single from the album of the same title (Philips Records, 1968) - which is his tribute to one of the women he loved (and with whom he famously had an affair), click here.
         The song sample the first movement of Antonin Dvorak's Ninth Symphony and lyrically quotes from Edgar Allan Poe's 'The Raven' in its opening lines. The song also mentions the novel L'Amour monstre (1954) by Louis Pauwels, which was recommended to Gainsbourg by Bardot.
 
(ii) To play the Gainsbourg/Bardot version of Je t'aime ... moi non plus (1967), click here
      Although the version with Jane Birkin (1969) is better known, the song was originally written and recorded in late 1967 for Bardot and intended to be the most beautiful of all love songs. However, when Bardot's (third) husband, Gunter Sachs, found out about the recording he kicked up such a stink that the single was not released until nearly twenty years later (1986). 
 
(iii) To play some perfect bubble gum pop sung by Bardot, click here for La Madrague (1963) and here for Moi je joue (1964). Both tracks are composed by Gérard Bourgeois, with lyrics by Jean-Max Rivière.
 
 

26 Dec 2025

Flogging a Dead Reindeer

Image posted to Instagram on 24 Dec 2025 
by $teve Jone$ @jonesysjukebox
 
 
I. 
 
Marx famously predicted that within modern capitalism all values would be reduced not to zero, but resolved into one final, fatal value; i.e., commercial or exchange value. 
 
Thus it is that bourgeois society does not efface old structures and insititutions - including punk rock bands - but subsumes them. Old modes do not die; they get recuperated into the marketplace, take on price tags, become commodities.
 
And so it is we witness three ex-Pistols and a grinning wannabe Johnny Rotten hawking their merchandise via social media even on Christmas eve. This includes a 'God Save the Queen' seasonal jumper which they model in the above photos [1].    
 
 
II. 
 
This shouldn't surprise anyone: Malcolm - in collaboration with Jamie Reid and Julien Temple - warned what would happen in The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle (1980) and the grim reality of the fate that awaited the band was made explicit in the album titles Some Product: Carri On Sex Pistols (1979) and Flogging a Dead Horse (1980).  
 
And I have written several posts on this subject; see, for example, the post dated 12 June, 2015 in which I discuss the issuing of a Sex Pistols credit card on Virgin Money (in two designs): click here.  
 
But, even so, I still find it sad and depressing to see the Sex Pistols - now a punk rock brand - selling Never Mind the Bollocks Christmas baubles (at £18 each) [2]
 
And it makes me despise an economic system which, on the one hand, equalises and makes everything the same, whilst, on the other hand, encouraging all modes of conduct and permitting all manner of thinking, providing they are economically viable and turn a nice profit. 
 
I am not a Marxist: but, in as much as capitalism leaves no other nexus between people than naked self-interest and cash payment [3] - and in as much as it infects every sphere of activity (including the arts) with the same greed and vulgarity - I do find myself experiencing (à la Ursula Brangwen) a feeling of "harsh and ugly disillusion" [4]
 
And so, I'm almost tempted this Christmas to invoke that exterminating angel dreamed of by Deleuze and Guattari; the one who will consummate capitalism by fucking the rich up the arse and transmitting "the decoded flows of desire" [5]
 
 
Notes
 
[1] Readers can purchase this synthetic knitted jumper (it's only 8% wool), priced £60, from the Sex Pistols official website store: click here
 
[2] Again, head to the official Sex Pistols website shop: click here
 
[3] I am paraphrasing from memory what Marx and Engels write in The Communist Manifesto (1848).  
 
[4] D. H. Lawrence, The Rainbow, ed. Mark Kinkead-Weekes (Cambridge University Press, 1989), p. 403. 
 
[5] Deleuze and Guattari, Anti-Oedipus, trans. Robert Hurley, Mark Seem, and Helen R. Lane (The Athlone Press, 1994), p. 35.  
 
 
Xmas bonus: Julien Temple's hour-long documentary Christmas with the Sex Pistols (2013), featuring footage from their last UK concert on Christmas Day, 1977: click here. It was first shown on BBC Four on Boxing Day 2013.   
 
 

25 Dec 2025

Weirdeval: A Brief Note on Historybounding and Renaissance Dandyism

Jack Brotchie wearing reconstructed clothing by Jenny Tiramani 
based on figure 102 in The Book of Clothes by Matthäus Schwarz [1] 
 
If a dozen Renaissance dandies stroll through Soho tomorrow 
wearing bright red and yellow clothes, then the revolution against dullness will have begun. [2]
 
 
It seems highly unlikely that D. H. Lawrence's call for a revival of Renaissance dandyism is going to happen any time soon. And so I'm not expecting to encounter a dozen young men strolling along the Strand with bright red hose and wearing doublets of puce velvet when I next head into London. 
 
Having said that ... it seems there's recently been a trend amongst a niche subculture of fashionable individuals to experiment with clothing from yesteryear, including things from the Early Modern Period [3].
 
Critics might sneer and dismiss this as merely a form of larping, but lovers of the trend insist that their attire is an authentic form of self-expression and that by incorporating 16th-century items of dress into contemporary outfits they manage to avoid looking as if they are merely actors in some kind of theatrical production. 
 
They call this practice historybounding (cf. the more mundane practice of historical reenactment) [4] and if theirs is not a full revolt into style, then it's a form of elegant rebellion nevertheless against the boredom and drabness of everyday life in 2026 and I have nothing but admiration for those young men who belong to the world of the weirdeval [5] and flounce around in their ruffs and doublets and codpieces; or those young women who want to dress like Joan of Arc - the patron saint of Gen Z - and adopt her distinctive hairstyle.    
 
  
  
Notes
 
[1] See the astonishing section by Jenny Tiramani - 'Reconstructing a Schwarz Outfit' - in The First Book of Fashion, ed. Ulinka Rublack and Maria Hayward (Bloomsbury, 2021), pp. 373-396. As she herself notes, reconstructing clothes from 1530 has very particular problems and results in some surprising discoveries. 
      Perhaps the most fascinating thing is that the outfit gave the model, Jack  Brotchie, the fashionable silhouette of the period; because cut and folds of the clothes "he appears to have broad sloping shoulders , a high waist, and long legs" (396). In other words, even a 'modern body' can be styled and shaped in a Renaissance manner.     
 
[2] I'm paraphrasing D. H. Lawrence writing in 'Red Trousers', ed. James T. Boulton (Cambridge University Press, 2004), p. 138.  
 
[3] See, for example, the article by Esther Newman, 'Forget Futurism, I Want to Dress Like Joan of Arc', Refinery29 (4 November, 2024): click here
      As she excitedly informs her readers: "This season, we're not looking forward for style inspiration, nor even to the very recent past - the trend cycle is turning to the Dark Ages, literally; we're all going medieval."
 
[4] Just to be clear: historybounding is a fashion trend where one incorporates elements of historical clothing into one's contemporary wardrobe, creating looks inspired by past eras without wearing full costumes. The key is to draw inspiration from the past and evoke a past aesthetic, not attempt to replicate it; to live yesterday tomorrow. 
      Even so, one imagines that Zarathustra would not approve; he famously moans about men of the present painted with all kinds of colours surrounded by mirrors: "Written over with the signs of the past and these signs over-daubed with new signs [...] All ages and all peoples gaze motley out of your veils [...]
      See the section entitled 'Of the Land of Culture' in Nietzsche's Thus Spoke Zarathustra, trans. R. J. Hollingdale (Penguin Books, 1969), p. 142. 
 
[5] The portmanteau term weirdeval is a subcultural fashion phenomenon - also known as medieval weird core - that blends elements of medieval-era clothing (corsets, chainmail, flowing tunics, etc.) with unconventional contemporary styling. The aesthetic, which consciously rejects historical accuracy, gained traction on social media platforms, particularly TikTok. It draws inspiration from film and television, fantasy fiction, and various fashion designers.  
 
 
For a sister post to this one on Renaissance Dandyism and The First Book of Fashion, please click here
 
 

24 Dec 2025

A Brief Note on Renaissance Dandyism and The First Book of Fashion

Matthäus Schwarz, on his 32nd birthday (20 Feb 1529), 
wearing a fur gown over a doublet sewn with half silk, 
close-fitting red hose lined with green velvet and taffeta, 
and a very wide-brimmed flat black bonnet [1]
 
If a dozen young dandies would stroll through Soho tomorrow, wearing tight scarlet trousers 
fitting the leg, then the revolution against dullness will have begun. [2]
 
 
I. 
 
When D. H. Lawrence writes of Renaissance dandies swaggering down the street wearing brightly coloured clothes and sailing gaily in the teeth of dreary convention [3], it's possible that he had a style-conscious German accountant called Matthäus Schwarz in mind ... 
 
 
II. 
 
Born in Augsburg in February 1497, Schwarz meticulously documented the often expensive outfits he wore between 1520 and 1560, and his beautifully illustrated work [4] - the 'Book of Clothes' [Klaidungsbüchlein] - is now recognised as being the world's first fashion and style guide. 
 
Schwarz instructs his readers on how to dress up not so as to mess up (or be arrested), but, rather, to impress and thereby advance one's position within society. And he seemed to know what he was talking about, as he was ennobled by Charles V, Holy Roman Emperor, in 1541.
 
Later, his son, Veit Konrad, continued the work, recording both sartorial triumphs and failures and revealing more about the politics of style as well as the importance of fashion to the aesthetics and culture of the Early Modern Period. 
 
However, after twenty years he lost interest in the project.      
 
 
III. 
 
In her Preface to the revised paperback edition of The First Book of Fashion (2021), historian and co-editor Ulinka Rublack includes a paragraph that eloquently sums up the importance of Schwarz senior as a philosopher on the catwalk:
 
"Matthäus Schwarz pioneered in using dress to express himself politically, socially, and emotionally, and in creating awareness that our sense of the past is enriched by a cultural history of fashion. This explains why his manuscript and biography remain so inspiring for our interests today - whether we research the history of menswear, the Western Renaissance, or a whole range of specialised topics including the history of bodyweight, gesture, courtship, and masculinity." [5]   
 
Lawrence was right to suggest that the colours and textiles used in Renaissance fashion could, if incorporated in innovative new designs today, spark a real sartorial (and subcultural) revolution. For when passion ends in fashion then clothing takes on wider social and political import (as recognised, for example, by McLaren and Westwood).        
 
To be well-dressed is a sign not just of wealth, but of individual sovereignty in a world that promotes drab conformity and values practicality over splendour.  
 
But it "takes a lot of courage to sail gaily, in brave feathers, right in the teeth of dreary convention" [6]. For one risks not just the disapproving looks and scorn of others, but unprovoked acts of physical assault, as dandy fashionistas will vouch.       
 
 
Notes
 
[1] Image and description adapted from The First Book of Fashion, ed. Ulinka Rublack and Maria Hayward (Bloomsbury, 2021), see pp. 140 and 298. Note that this edition is the revised paperback; the original hardback was published in 2015. 
 
[2] I am paraphrasing D. H. Lawrence writing in 'Red Trousers', Late Essays and Articles, ed. James T. Boulton (Cambridge University Press, 2004), p. 138.
 
[3] D. H. Lawrence, 'Red Trousers', as cited above. 
 
[4] Schwarz commissioned artists to make accurate watercolor paintings of him wearing his fabulous outfits. Most of these pictures were by a young local artist Narziss Renner. Sadly, however, this close collaboration came to an end 1536 when the latter died, aged 34. Each picture comes with a brief comment added by Schwarz detailing the clothes and sometimes saying where, when, and even why he adopted a particular look. 
      Interestingly, the images also include two nude portraits of Schwartz in the summer of 1526, when, aged 29, he had put on weight and become, in his words, fat and round. These are among the earliest fully nude male images in Northern European art. 
 
[5] Ulinka Rublack, 'Preface' to the revised paperback edition of The First Book of Fashion (2021), p. x. 
 
[6] D. H. Lawrence, 'Red Trousers', Late Essays and Articles, p. 138.    
 
 
A sister post to this one on historybounding and Renaissance dandyism can be read by clicking here.  
 
Thanks to Thom Bonneville for Xmas gifting me the latest printed edition of The First Book of Fashion (2025). 
 
 

21 Dec 2025

It Was Meant to Be Great But It's Horrible: Christmas with Uncle Malcolm and the King Mob

Malcolm Mclaren dressed as Santa Claus re-enacting the King Mob 
intervention at Selfridges in The Ghosts of Oxford Street (1991) 
 
 
I. 
 
King Mob was a radical group based in London during the late-1960s and early-70s, very much influenced by - but not officially affiliated with - the Situationist International [1]
 
The group's name was derived from a slogan said to have been daubed on the wall of Newgate Prison by rioters in 1780, after having destroyed the building and released the prisoners; one that declared the sovereignty of the people: His Majesty King Mob.    
 
As well as staging a number of interventions - i.e., public events intended to spark anti-capitalist riots, one of which we shall discuss in detail below - the group also published five issues of a journal entitled King Mob Echo (notorious for exalting murderers like Jack the Ripper) and a large number of posters and leaflets.  
 
 
II. 
 
Inspired by an action taken by a radical group in New York called Black Mask [2], in December 1968 two dozen King Mob members and affiliates - including a 22-year-old art student by the name of Malcolm McLaren - entered Selfridges [3] and made ther way to the toy department ... 
 
Here a member dressed as Santa Claus - Ben Trueman - not Mclaren - led the free distribution of the store's toys to eager children and their rather bemused parents, hoping to rekindle the true spirit of Christmas, based on gift-giving (not shopping).  
 
As well as the presents, a one-page manifesto was also handed out, the title of which read: Christmas: it was meant to be great but it's horrible. The manifesto called for the clearing away of the all the bullshit around the annual festival and encouraged people to light up Oxford Street and dance around the fires [4]     
 
Eventually, the Selfridges intervention would become an established part of punk rock prehistory. Speaking to Jon Savage, McLaren recalled the event: 
 
"'We were all handing out the toys and the kids were running off. The store detectives and the police started to pounce: I ran off into the lift. There's just me and this old lady: the doors start to open and I can just see all these police. I grab the old lady really tight and walk through like I'm helping her. As soon as I got out of the store, I belted out of there.'" [5]        
 
McLaren also re-enacted the scene in his (otherwise pretty dire) Channel 4 film The Ghosts of Oxford Street (1991) [6]
 
 
III. 
 
It would be nice to think something like the Selfridges intervention - a genuinely fun event - could happen again this festive season. 
 
But it's unlikely: the only kind of event that might cause a temporary glitch in the Xmas matrix is terroristic in nature and not even Ebenezer Scrooge would wish for that ...       
  
 
Notes
 
[1] In a seasonal nutshell, the Situationist International was a group of social and cultural revolutionaries made up of avant-garde artists, intellectuals, and political theorists, some of whom identified as libertarian Marxists, others as anarcho-surrealists. It was active in Europe from its formation in 1957 to its dissolution in 1972. 
      The SI's primary concern was to develop a comprehensive critique of consumer capitalism and the role played by the media in this (what it termed the society of spectacle). Via the staging of provocative situations, they hoped to counteract the spectacle and liberate the masses (what it termed the revolution of everyday life). Many of their ideas and slogans were utilised by those taking part in the May '68 protests in Paris. 
      Timothy Clark, Christopher Gray and Donald Nicholson-Smith - three of the founding members of King Mob - had been excluded from the SI in December 1967. Charles Radcliffe, another founding member, had resigned from the SI a couple of months prior to this. Twin brothers David and Stuart Wise, who had recently arrived in London from Newcastle, were the two other founding members of King Mob. 
 
[2] Black Mask (formed 1966) - who changed their name in 1968 to Up Against the Walll Motherfuckers - was another group affiliated with the SI promoting a form of revolutionary art and activism. Valerie Solanas was associated with them.  
 
[3] Selfridges - for those readers who may not know - is a British department store founded by American retail magnate Harry Gordon Selfridge in 1909, and located at 400 Oxford Street in an iconic building designed by Daniel Burnham. After Harrods, in Knightsbridge, it is the UK's largest shop. 
 
[4] This flyer or handbill - printed in black on Victor Bond watermarked paper (25 x 33 cm) and illustrated with Christmas-style motifs - can be seen on (and purchased from) the Peter Harrington website: click here
      The text opens with the lines: "It's lights out on Oxford Street this year. No more midnight neon. No more conspicuous glitter for compulsive sightseers to gawp at the wonders of capitalism. Even the affluent society can no longer keep up with its electricity bill." 
      It then goes on to suggest that Christmas always was a drag, involving a duty to be cheerful and nice to your family: "Don't let on that you're cold and tired, sick [...] of all the trash they try to sell you, sick of the kids who are trained to sing in chorus a whole lot of lies about love and mercy mild."
 
[5]  Jon Savage, England's Dreaming: The Sex Pistols and Punk Rock (Faber and Faber, 1991), p. 34. 
 
[6] See the post entitled 'Magic's Back: Evoking the Ghosts of Malcolm McLaren's Oxford Street' (25 October 2024) - click here
 
 

19 Dec 2025

A Cheap Holiday ...

Sex Pistols: 'Holidays in the Sun' 
(Virgin Records, 1977) [1]
 
 
I. 
 
I don't know why - perhaps because I'm a little naive and trusting of his lyrical ability - but I always believed that Rotten had penned the memorable opening line of the Sex Pistols' fourth single: A cheap holiday in other people's misery.
 
It turns out, however, that it's borrowed from the Situationists who used the line during the events of May '68 to attack mass tourism, taking particular aim at Club Med; a French travel and tourism operator headquartered in Paris, who specialise in all-inclusive holidays. Founded in 1950, Club Med today owns or operates nearly eighty resort villages in locations around the world (although the company itself is now owned by a Chinese conglomerate).  
 
 
II.
 
The Situationists, led by the brilliant (but troubled) figure of Guy Debord, viewed mass tourism not as an opportunity for working-class people to travel to foreign lands, but as a manifestation of the Society of the Spectacle (i.e., a sociey in which authentic experience and real events are replaced by mere representation and one's relationships are increasingly mediated by images).
 
A package holiday is - as the name suggests - perfectly commodified and serves only to reinforce capitalist control and intensify the holidaymaker's alienation via the illusion of happiness; you think you're having fun, but actually you're having your soul sucked out of you and being prevented from actively engaging with your environment or knowing real pleasure.
 
What's more, mass tourism forces the local population to prostitute themselves and make their towns, cities, even whole countries attractive for visitors over and above their own needs. At first, everyone thinks it's great and tourism is a huge boost to the economy, but then, one day, they wake up inside a theme park and their traditional way of life has been rendered null and void.
 
Recently, in European cities including Barcelona and Venice, there have been anti-tourism protests; local residents finally deciding to try and resist their homeland and culture being turned into a consumable product by the Spectacle. One suspects, however, that these protests are in vain; too little, too late when the whole world has been Disneyfied and we are all tourists now [2].    
 
 
III.
 
Jean Baudrillard - who was a bit of a situationist himself - didn't quite say that tourism and terrorism are one and the the same thing, but he did argue that they are inextricably linked phenomena arising from the process of globalisation and that tourism is itself a form of terror as an avatar of colonisation and a viral infiltration of traditional cultures by foreign capital and alien values [3]
 
Like it or not, as you sit at the airport waiting to fly off for some winter sun, tourism imposes a universal and commodified experience upon the world and incites (sometimes violent and symbolic) acts of resistance from those who don't wish to see their singular experience Disneyfied and consumed by tourists; who understand that any culture that loses its singularity dies.     
 
Like it or not, no matter how much you paid for your trip and how much you love the locals and try to respect their way of life, you are still just enjoying:
 
 
 
Notes
 
 [1] 'Holidays in the Sun' was released on 14 October 1977 as the fourth single by the Sex Pistols. It reached number 8 in the UK charts. It also serves as the opening track to the album Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols which was released two weeks later (Virgin Records, 1977). To play the track and watch the official video on YouTube, click here
      Jamie Reid's artwork hijacked images from a Belgian holiday brochure and added speech bubbles with lyrics from the song. Unfortunately, the tourist company sued and the record sleeve (along with promotional materials that made use of the artwork) had to be withdrawn. Over 50,000 singles were recalled and re-issued in plain sleeves, although not before an estimated 5,000 had already been sold (one of which I bought). 
      Anyone with £2000 to spare can buy a 'Holidays in the Sun' poster from the London-based bookseller Peter Harrington: click here for details.  
  
[2] See the post titled 'Travels in Hyperculture with Byung Chul-Han 1: We Are All Tourists Now' (30 Jan 2022): click here.  

[3] I'm paraphrasing what Baudrillard writes in 'Where Good Grows', an essay written in 2005, which can be found in The Agony of Power, trans. Ames Hodges (Semiotext(e), 2010), p.102.    
 
 

17 Dec 2025

On the Uses and Abuses of Artificial Intelligence

AI Baby 
Image via neol.co 
 
 
I. 
 
Some people - let's call them techno-narcissists - use AI merely to reflect their own beliefs, validate prejudices, and reinforce their sense of superiority. 
 
Other people - let's call them techno-ventriloquists - use AI to parrot and project their own speech in the mistaken belief that they are establishing a dialogue when, actually, they have simply constructed an echo-chamber.     
 
And other people - let's call them techno-psychopaths - use AI to mask personal animosity and ill-will by presenting it as an objective critique; i.e., they disguise their malice with technological neutrality and rely on the fact that people often have greater trust in information generated by a machine (I think this is known as automation bias).     
 
 
II. 
 
The fact is AI is pretty naive and childlike [1]: not only does it not really understand what it's being prompted to say, but it has an inbuilt tendency to provide the user with a helpful response (AI wants to be loved) and this makes it open to manipulation (some might even say exploitation). 
 
AI can thus easily be weaponised and used to generate or intensify types of attack, but it seems a little unethical in my view.     
 
And how ironic that, in the end, it's AI that needs protecting from bad human actors ...  
 
 
Notes
 
[1] See the article by Hsing Wei, 'Treat AI Like a Child Instead of an Expert', on the network intelligence platform Neol (4 March, 2024): click here. 
 
 

16 Dec 2025

AI and the Irony of Torpedo the Ark

I Recognise the Irony, But I Don't Really Get It ...
(SA/2025)
 
  
I.
 
I recently went to a talk on the slop-ification of literature: click here. It wasn't very good, but, nevertheless, the question raised about what role AI will play in the future is an interesting and important one. 
 
The three speakers, who all subscribed to ideals of sincerity and authenticity, argued that these moral qualities define us as human and are traits which machines will never be able to replicate even if they learn via complex algorithms how to simulate certain aspects of thinking, such as problem-solving and decision-making. 
 
I don't know if that's true and, besides, what really interests me is not whether AI can or cannot express itself with genuine feeling, but whether it recognises when the rhetorical device of irony is at play within a text. 
 
Thus, for example, can AI detect the humourous incongruity in a blog entitled Torpedo the Ark which preserves ideas gathered from all over, even if it lacks human understanding, emotional intelligence, and lived experience? Does pattern recognition, the identifying of syntactical markers, and the gathering of contextual clues suffice for it to get the joke?        
 
 
II. 
 
In order to find out, I asked a commonly-used model of generative AI - Gemini on Google Search - what is the essential irony of Torpedo the Ark and it replied:  
 
The core irony of the blog Torpedo the Ark, authored by writer and philosopher Stephen Alexander, appears to be that a project with a title suggesting the destruction of a refuge has become a significant digital repository and platform for discussing and preserving ideas, particularly in literary and philosophical contexts. 
     
. The blog frequently features detailed philosophical and literary analyses, often focusing on various aspects of contemporary culture. These are often complex or niche subjects that might be considered under threat of being forgotten or misunderstood in mainstream discourse. 
 
. The title Torpedo the Ark implies an intent to destroy or subvert a place of safety or preservation. In practice, the blog acts as an 'ark' by offering a haven for critical discussion and detailed exploration of specific, often challenging, ideas and authors, thereby preserving them and giving them continued relevance.
 
. The author engages in in-depth intellectual discourse and critique, providing a space for these ideas to survive and flourish in an environment that values humour and intellectual rigor, contrasting with the destructive implication of its title.  
 
 
III.
 
That's fairly impressive, I have to admit. There are phrases I'd maybe not use (in-depth) - and I don't think for one moment that Gemini understands why this is amusing, even if it can accurately process the mechanics of irony - but, still, that's pretty, pretty, pretty good, as Larry would say.  
      
What Gemini doesn't point out, however, is how Torpedo the Ark differs from the original ark constructed by Noah and as described in Genesis. For one thing, I'm not interested in saving every author and every idea; just certain authors and certain ideas. 
 
And for another, I haven't been instructed by God to build a blog and I regard TTA as something that operates in defiance of the Lord and his judgement; it's a space of evil rather than obedience and righteousness and serves not as a testament to my faith, but as an indication of my scepticism and cynicism.  


15 Dec 2025

Yours Sincerely: Meet James Marriott and the Millennial Intellectuals

James (millennial intellectual) Marriott 
Photo credit: The Times
 
'I am very eager to be liked, and I want people to think I'm a nice person.' 
 
I. 
 
The obsession with dividing people up into generations, just as once we used to categorise individuals by their star sign, is deeply stupid and, I suspect, it's something driven by those working in media and marketing who like to simplify and stereotype in order to target consumers and create cultural trends. 
 
The millennial, for example, is largely a fictitious figure invented by William Strauss and Neil Howe [1]
 
Nevertheless, there are some who take generational theory seriously and identify not by race, class, or gender, but by what era (or decade) they were born in. And there are some - proud of their ability to read serious works of literature, understand complex ideas, and who just happen to be born between 1981 and 1996 - who call themselves millennial intellectuals ...  
 

II.
 
Aged between thirty and forty-five, millennial intellectuals have been shaped by digital technology and are motivated by a wide range of social issues and cultural concerns, often allowing the work they do in a professional capacity - lecturing, writing, podcasting - to be infected by their political activism (and vice versa).    
 
Two words seem to dominate their vocabulary: authenticity and sincerity and they loathe the irony and indifference, the artifice and ambivalence, of Gen X nihilists, such as myself, who couldn't care less about their personal experience or their precious feelings.  
 
Unfortunately, judging by a number of events I've attended recently, these millennial intellectuals are in the ascendency and exerting an ever-greater influence over public discourse. 
 
 
III.
 
I don't know if he's regarded as a spokesperson for the millennial intellectuals, but James Marriott was the one who coined the term [2] and this Times columnist and reviewer is, for me, the baby-faced face of this generational grouping.   
 
Asked in an interview to say what it is that unites them, he replied: "being unafraid to talk about feelings" [3] and he then went on to contrast his generation with those intellectuals in the 1990s who were obsessed with irony in a time in which "nobody could be sincere anymore".
 
Wanting to press Marriott on this, the interviewer, Nicholas Harris, reminds him of the original New Sincerity movement - sometimes known as post-postmodernism [4] - that arose in the mid-1980s and was popularised in the following decade by David Foster Wallace.  
 
Marriott says that it wasn't sincere enough and that the sincerity of Wallace and company pales in comparison to the sincerity of the millennial intellectuals, which is so off the charts that many find it discomforting. 
 
By way of providing an example, Marriott mentions the 2018 novel by the celebrated Irish author (and fellow millennial) Sally Rooney: "'When I speak to a lot of middle-aged people about Normal People they think it was so embarrassing and overwrought.'" 
 
The book may, he says, have technical faults, but can be defended on the grounds that it is still incredibly moving and concerns itself with the lives of good people:   
 
"'Normal People is about people who are incredibly good-looking and incredibly clever and incredibly nice. But in a way that is part of the Sincerity we were talking about. A lot of writers at the end of the 20th century were ostentatiously concerned with writing about 'bad' people in a slightly showy, shallow way - that Bret Easton Ellis stuff. And I think that became a literary affectation and it was cool to write about people who were bad or morally questionable. Whereas [...] I thought it was interesting and almost revolutionary for [Rooney] to write about people who are good. Because some people are good.'" 
 
This, from someone who aspires to become a literary critic (rather than merely a book reviewer) ...! Even by his own admission, this is "'probably a really stupid attitude to literature'". Nevertheless, that's his attitude and his desire is to know about nice people, with nice feelings, leading nice lives - people just like him, in other words. 
 
And, it seems, there are plenty of readers out there who share his wanting to be moved by niceness and express their feelings in all sincerity (if hopefully not in a manner that is too cringey). But I'm not one of them: I remain a Gen X nihilist and ironic postmodernist and have no wish to re-engage with Truth, Beauty, and Goodness, even when, as here, they are reduced to an insipid level of niceness. 

 
Notes
 
[1] Strauss and Howe are widely credited with coining the term millennials in 1987 and assigning them a place within their (crackpot) psycho-historical theory which associates different eras with recurring generational personas or archetypes. 
      The theory is popular with the kind of people who read Ayn Rand or Jordan Peterson and run motivational business seminars, but less so amongst those who still require things such as empirical evidence for claims made and dislike unfalsifiable theories on principle. Critics also reject the idea that vacuous generational labels might play a bigger role in shaping identity than class, race, sex, or religion.
      Readers who are nevertheless interested in Strauss and Howe's pop sociology can consult any of the numerous books they co-authored, beginning with Generations: The History of America's Future, 1584 to 2069 (William Morrow and Company, 1991)
 
[2] Marriott originally used the phrase millennial intellectuals to describe a group of young, female writers including Jia Tolentino, Sally Rooney, Naoise Dolan, Megan Nolan, and Hera Lindsay Bird.
 
[3] James Marriott, interviewed by Nicholas Harris, Review 31 - click here. All further quotes in this post are taken from this interview. 
      Readers who may wish to know more about Marriott might like to see an interview he gave to Cosmo Adair that appears in the arts and culture magazine Wayzgoose (19 February, 2024): click here. I was interested to discover that Marriott's father was a nihilist who insisted on the material nature of existence. 
 
[4] New sincerity and post-postmodernism are perhaps not quite one and the same, but they are closely related enough to be used synonymously. Both were trends in the arts and philosophy that wished to move beyond the ruins, so to speak, but not in a good way (by which I mean that rather than tentatively build up new little habitats, they seemed to wish to return to the safety of old values and narratives and act with sincerity and conviction once more).     
 
 

12 Dec 2025

Jean Baudrillard: Notes on a Biography by Emmanuelle Fantin and Bran Nicol (Part Four)

Baudrillard's grave (Cimetière du Montparnasse)
Photo from Jean Baudrillard by Emmanuelle Fantin and Bran Nicol
(Reaktion Books, 2025)
 
'One way of dying is to make your death alter the state of things in such a way that you no longer 
have any reason to be a part of it. Thus death can have the effect of a prophetic disappearance.' 
 
 
I. 
 
Late period Baudrillard produced some great works; not least his collection of essays - or, rather, theory-fictions - on extreme phenomenona [a]The Transparency of Evil (1990); which was book-length, but far from being a conventional academic text as "there was no progressive synthesis of ideas, no patiently developed overall thesis" [116] [b]
 
Obviously, the content interests and is of import, but it's the style of writing that matters most; the speed at which ideas appear and disappear that counts (Baudrillard liked to work quickly and without preparatory notes; editing was kept to a minimum and involved the removal of lines, but never the addition of new material.)  
 
 
II.
 
Sometimes, it's hard to keep up with Baudrillard. 
 
It's not just the breathless pace of his books, it's the fact that he constantly redescribes his own thinking using new terms. He "loved the fact that words had a life of their own" [117] and that re-labelling a concept "invigorated it by revealing it from a different vantage point" [117].
 
But this wasn't just something fanciful; "he also felt his vocabulary needed to be renewed" [119] in the face of a volatile world that was accelerating towards (and beyond) its own end point. 
 
Thus one possible answer to the question what are you doing after the orgy? is inventing a new language ... one in which the word evil plays a central role. 
 
For Baudrillard, evil "was neither moral category nor theological principle" [120], so should not be confused "with any religious understanding of this term" [120]. What he means by evil is something "that can radically contradict the operationalization of the world" [120] - something that perverts and seduces and shines through as a ghostly form (a trans-apparition).   
  
 
III. 
 
La vie domestique ...
 
Baudrillard and his wife Marine enjoyed "a contented life in Montparnasse" [126] and didn't see many people. 
 
Fantin and Nicol continue: 
 
"Baudrillard enjoyed playing table tennis. He would read, and go watch the sunset. At weekends, [he and Marine] would go on bike rides in the Forêt de Compiègne [...] where they had a small house. Although he tended to think and write at speed, he was given to moderation in most things, including drinking. He would watch TV [...] and listen to the radio, though not much." [126]   
 
 
IV. 
 
La vie politique ...
 
"It became something of a commonplace in the 1990s to accuse Baudrillard of lacking political commitment or, worse, being a reactionary. [c] [...] Baudrillard rejected the criticism, reasoning that it was founded upon an old-fashioned and in fact conservative understanding of the social. He remained scornful of the moral petitioning his intellectual contemporaries pretended was true political engagement." [128-129] 
 
 
V. 
 
Le crime parfait ...
 
Baudrillard's 1995 work, trans. into English by Chris Turner as The Perfect Crime (1996), is about the murder of reality and the attempts to cover it up by eliminating all signs of otherness and making everything appear the same (as normal): Nothing to see here, move along ...
 
Unfortunately for the perpetrators of this dastardly deed, "the extermination of the world is not undetectable" [130]; there are clues - signs of simulation and traces of imperfection - left at the scene of the crime and Baudrillard, like Sherlock Holmes, is a great detective. 
 
Speaking of crimes ... It's difficult to overlook Baudrillard's response to 9/11; an event which "from the perspective of social and political theory" [137] was as if made for him in heaven. For it illustrated perfectly his idea of a primitive (and terroristic) challenge to modernity in the form of a gift to which it cannot fully respond.   
 
Baudrillard's reading of 9/11 in terms of potlatch and his "apparent lack of empathy for the victims" [138] caused outrage and again brought a lot of abuse his way:
 
"Yet once again he brushed off the opprobrium, resolute in his determination not to compromise his writing by slipping into a sentimental or depressive intellectual position. In interviews he patiently acknowledged [...] that it would be 'idiotic' to praise murderous attacks. But he refused to back away from his conviction that there was nevertheless a symbolic meaning to the catastrophe, one that went way beyond any intention that the attackers may have had." [139] [d]
 
Ultimately, for Baudrillard, if it is to bring chance into play then an artwork, an event, or a crime must be a challenge to someone or something ...
 
 
VI. 
 
As well as a pataphysician and a situationist and a hundred other things, Baudrillard was a thanatologist; i.e., someone for whom death was an important trope in their thinking; someone who wishes to give death back its power and challenge.
 
After his own passing, in March 2007, Chris Kraus gave one of the most insightful descriptions of him as an artist-philosopher; that is to say, one who understands "' in a profound [...] way that one speaks always through masks and [the] elusions of personae that make up what's known as identity'" [143]
  
And I agree also with J. G. Ballard's assessment of him as "'the most important French thinker of the last twenty years'" [144]. Or, at any rate, the most amusing. 
 
I'm told by some that Baudrillard's work is now passé and that we can do without his irony and indifference in this new age of sincerity. But, actually, like everything that disappears, his ideas continue to "'lead a clandestine existence and exert an occult influence'" [150]
 
Or as Fantin and Nicol say, they are still active, "lingering like the disembodied grin of the Cheshire Cat" [151] and Baudrillard's ghost continues to haunt "conventional academic pretension" [151].    
 
His biographers close their book with this final assessment: 
 
"Baudrillard's unique and uncompromising critical life was dedicated to writing not as a means of resistance [...] but as a way to construct an alternative kind of world [...] It is this need to build something different, something singular, which explains his determination to remain outside intellectual movements or academic systems [...] His writing reminds those who read it that orthodoxy and power can always be countered by irony, seduction, art or surprise." [152-153]
 
 
Notes
 
[a] By extreme phenomena Baudrillard referred to things, events, situations, or individuals that pushed categories beyond the limit; pornography, for example, is an extreme phenomenon that forces sex outside the limits and collapses its meaning - just as terrorism does to violence. 
 
[b] Emmanuelle Fantin and Bran Nicol, Jean Baudrillard (Reaktion Books, 2025), p. 116. Future page references to this work will be given directly in the post.  
 
[c] Susan Sontag described Baudrillard as a political idiot and maybe "a moral idiot too". 
      See Evans Chan, 'Against Postmodernism, etcetera - A Conversation with Susan Sontag', in Postmodern Culture, Issue 901 (John Hopkins University Press, 2001): click here
      Fantin and Nicol quote from this interview in Jean Baudrillard, p. 129. 
 
[d] Similarly, the war porn produced by members of the US military at the Abu Ghraib prison in Iraq had terrible symbolic meaning beyond what the perpetrators intended; the images were obscene not just in the ordinary sense, but in a Baudrillardian sense too. 
      See Baudrillard, The Spirit of Terrorism and Other Essays, trans. Chris Turner (Verso, 2002) and the essay 'War Porn', which can be found in The Conspiracy of Art: Manifestos, Interviews, Essays, trans. Ames Hodges (Semiotext[e], 2005). 
 

 
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11 Dec 2025

Jean Baudrillard: Notes on a Biography by Emmanuelle Fantin and Bran Nicol (Part Three)

Reworked front cover image to Jean Baudrillard 
by Emmanuelle Fantin and Bran Nicol 
(Reaktion Books, 2025)
 
 
I.
 
Baudrillard liked objects. And he liked gift giving. And, perhaps surprisingly, he liked that desert of the real that is the United States; the place where the future is always present. And in the mid-late '70s his fascination with America flourished. 
 
Fantin and Nicol note: "Baudrillard loved the United States, especially the empty apparently transient communities he visited while working in San Diego." [69] 
 
They continue: "As a 'primal scene', the United States was often a touchstone for Baudrillard's interpretation of contemporary reality, providing ready examples of what he was diagnosing." [70] 
 
He even wrote one of the great books on America: Amérique (1986) [a]; a kind of conceptual (and cinematic) travel guide to a hyperreal land where "things unfold as pure fiction [and] the question of being real or unreal was not relevant anymore" [103] [b]
 
It was an earlier work, however  - Oublier Foucault (1977) - which really put the cat among the Parisian pigeons ...
 
Forget Foucault essentially sealed Baudrillard's fate; "the book reinforced the impression of Baudrillard as outsider-within, and had profound and lasting implications for his career" [73]
 
Why? Because respected intellectuals, including Foucault himself, now regarded him as a snake in the grass. Deleuze and Guattari even described publication of the essay as "a shameful and irresponsible act" [73] and he was excommunicated from philosophical circles:
 
"Ten years after Forget Foucalt, in the late 1980s, Baudrillard confessed he still felt 'quarantined' as a result of the influence of Foucault allies in the university system and media." [73]
 
The irony is, the essay isn't actually as critically dismissive as the provocative title might suggest. Nevertheless, it was a challenge laid down to Foucault and "the intellectual establishment as a whole" [74]. Baudrillard was essentially exposing (and diverting) the logic of Foucault's system of thought; seducing it, as he would later say [c].       
 
 
II.  
 
One of the criticisms of Simulacra and Simulation is similar to a criticism often made of Torpedo the Ark: namely, that it is little more than "a collection or recollection of material (essays, articles, notes, lectures)" [82] previously written and that such self-recycling can make the project "seem like one vast, never-ending conversation or monologue" [82].    
 
That might, at some level, be true. But it also reflects the consistency of my preoccupations and beautiful obsessions. 
 
 
III.
 
Published in the same year as De la séduction, came another of Baudrillard's key texts: Les stratégies fatales (1983) [d] ...
 
Fatal strategies are strategies that "push the logic of a system as far as it could go, to force it to reckon with its own contradictions, or to implode" [90]. According to Baudrillard, objects are fond of such strategies in their battle with know-it-all subjects.
 
It was another book loved by the art crowd, particularly in the United States (so good on them). Though, perhaps predictably, Baudrillard would soon piss them off by declaring contemporary art was "staging its own disappearance by becoming a commodity" [94] and that those who regarded themselves as Simulationists had completely misunderstood his work. 
 
"Many New York artists who had acknowedged Baudrillard's influence considered this rejection a betrayal [...]" [94]. That's unfortunate, but Baudrillard didn't want a legion of loyal followers and wasn't trying to produce a manifesto of some kind.   
 
 
IV. 
 
1987: Baudrillard quits academia and his writing becomes post-theoretical; the five books in the Cool Memories series (written between 1980 and 2004 and published between 1987 and 2005) are "fragmentary, aphoristic, more poetic" [99] in style.  
 
For Baudrillard, writing in such a way was intended as an effront to the canonical form of the well-argued and formerly structured essay: "Each Cool Memories volume can be skimmed, or started on any page" [107] and each "is filled with often dissociated lines, notes, poetical snippets, dream narratives, desires, fantasies, speculations, bits of political commentary, passages of travel writing" [108].   
 
The secret of the world, like the devil, is, Baudrillard suggests, always in the detail ... 
 
 
V. 
 
It is during the 1980s that Baudrillard also began to take photography seriously; "an activity he practised enthusiastically and with considerable talent" [100], as demonstrated by the fact that his pictures are still exhibited all over the world [e]
 
Photography "complemented his theory, offering him another way to reflect - and reflect on - the society he explored in his books" [101]
 
As someone who also likes to take snaps - albeit on my i-Phone and not on a camera which makes them digital images rather than photographs in a true sense - I understand Baudrillard's passion for taking pictures and I would suggest that Torpedo the Ark be understood as an attempt to "capture the world through fragments and snapshots, rather than fully fledged logical analyses" [101]
 
Whether these fragments and snapshots also "provide enticing views" [101] into my own biography and personality is debatable (although, if so, let's hope these views are restricted and one retains a certain degree of mystery).   
 
 
VI.
 
Like all the best photos, Baudrillard's are "distinctive for what they do not include" [111]. He was "uninterested in capturing individuals, animals, events or dramatic or violent scenes - anything that would provide an 'aura' of personal feeling" [111]
 
Baudrillard wanted to allow objects to present themselves as objects in all their strangeness and for the world to think us.   
 
All his images are "defamiliarized because of the choice of perspective - an object often appears through a close-up or as a fragment of a wider view - or the peculiar effects of the light on colour" [111]. They are rarely titled. 
 
Of course, as Fantin and Nicol remind us, Baudrillard's relationship to the image is somewhat paradoxical and conflicted; he was torn "between an absolute captivation by images and an impulse to condemn the very idea of the image" [111] as something demonic; as something "at the heart of the problem of simulation in contemporary society" [112], contaminating the real and making the world ever more obscene. 
 
Nevertheless, perhaps it is the solitary photograph in all its stillness and silence wherein the saving power lies [f]
 
 
Notes
 
[a] Translated into English by Chris Turner as America and published by Verso Books in 1988.
 
[b] Fantin and Nicol spend quite a bit of time discussing Baudrillard's America; see pp. 101-106. 
 
[c] For Baudrillard, seduction is an ironic and playful counterforce to production; where the latter brings things forth and gives them a value, the former is a process of diverting from that value and from identity. 
      See Baudrillard's brilliant text, De la séduction (1979); translated into English as Seduction by Brian Singer (St. Martin's Press, 1990). 
      With this book, Baudrillard finally becomes who he is; "casting off the established mode of academic writing" [77]. Feminist critiques of the concept - which Fantin and Nicol discuss and, ultimately, agree with, saying that seduction cannot be cleansed of misogyny - are, I think, misunderstandings.    
 
[d] The English version was published as Fatal Strategies, trans. Philip Beitchmann and W. G. J. Niesluchowski (Semiotext[e] / Pluto Press, 1990). 
 
[e] Baudrillard first took up photography, the authors of this biography inform us, "when the hosts of a conference in Japan [...] presented him with a miniature camera as a gift" [110]. Despite his success with the camera, Baudrillard never thought of himself as a photographer, but always just a "'maker of images' that were intended to make the world more unintelligible" [110].
      See Jean Baudrillard, Photographies (1985-1998), Christa Steinl and Peter Weibel (Hatje Kantz, 1999).  
 
[f] This is important: photographs must be seen individually in order to counter the Spectacle. When displayed as a collection of images in a gallery, they are "absorbed into the art sysem" [115] and have an aesthetic meaning imposed upon them. The role of the photographer - as an artist - is also brought to the fore and that's another problem.  
 
 
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