Index

99% is Shit

1885 (The D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post 2019)

A Bastille Day Post (2023)

A Bird in the Bush is Better Than a Bird Forced to Nest in Rubbish

A Birthday Post

A Birthday Post on Becoming-Child

A Blast From the Past

A Brief Comment on Boris Johnson and the Conservative Party

A Brief History of Angry Young Men and the Manosphere from John Osborne to Ian Ironwood

A Brief History of Bingo

A Brief History of the Mug Shot From Alphonse Bertillon to Andy Warhol

A Brief Midwinter Reflection

A Brief Note on Achondroplasiaphobia (With Reference to the Case of Lucien Gagnero)

A Brief Note on Beatniks

A Brief Note on Cursed Images

A Brief Note on Heaven and Hell

A Brief Note on How Miracles Unfold as a Form of Cosmic Origami

A Brief Note on Love, Hate and Humanism

A Brief Note on Pain (Whilst Waiting to See the Dentist)

A Brief Note on the Black Beethoven Controversy

A Brief Note on the Case of King Lear (For EF)

A Brief Note on the Conceptual Penis Hoax

A Brief Note on the Life and Work of Stephan Hermlin

A Brief Note on the Psychology of Philosophy

A Brief Note on the Queer Gothic, etc.

A Brief Note on the Queering of Superman

A Brief Note on the Question of Scale in the Work of D. H. Lawrence

A Brief Note on the Resurrection of the Damned and Johnny Rotten as an Artist in Decline

A Brief Note on The Scapegoat (1957) by Daphne du Maurier

A Character Study from The Plumed Serpent: Cipriano (First Man of Huitzilopochtli)

A Christmas Dilemma

A Cinderella Moment

A Clockwork Banana: On the Ultraviolence of Chimpanzees

A Deleuzean Approach to Literature

A Fond Farewell to Fenella Fielding

A Letter to Heide Hatry (Parts I and II)

A Letter to Heide Hatry (Parts III-V)

'A' Level Greek (with Reference to the Case of Lady Chatterley)

A Liquid History: On the Death and Resurrection of the River Thames

A New Entry in the Big Book of Little Girls: Alma Deutscher (The Prodigy)

A Nietzschean Message for the New Year: Amor Fati

A Philosopher's Guide to Home Decorating 1: Always Use a Paintbrush Not a Roller

A Philosophical Postscript on the Paris Attacks

A Postcard from Southend-on-Sea

A Sex Pistol in Paris

A Short History of Hot Pants with Reference to the Case of Iris Steensma

A Short Lesson in Queer Theory

A Short Lesson on Lawrentian Zoology

A Short Sermon on Anti-theism

A Statue of One's Own: Notes on Laury Dizengremel's Sculpture of Virginia Woolf

A Tale of Two Ears and Notes on Aural Regeneration

A Thanatological Fragment

A Touch of Evil à la D. H. Lawrence

A Town Called Prato (Notes on Sino-Italian Relations in the Age of Coronavirus)

A Transpolitical Afterword

A Vagina Monologue

A Warning from Cinematic History: The Tragic Case of James Xavier - The Man with the X-Ray Eyes

Aberdeen

Above all Things Encourage a Straight Backbone

Absolute Zero

Aces High: Reflections on Asexuality

Additional Thoughts on Síomón Solomon's 'The Atonement of Lesley Ann'

Advance Australia (into Darkness)

After the Orgy: Rise of the Herbivores

Again to Nowhere and Nothing Again: The Multiple Death-in-Life Masks of Charles Manson - A Guest Post by Símón Solomon

Agnès Gayraud: la philosophe de la pop

Ailurophilia: On Baudelaire's Erotic Fascination with Cats

Ailurophilia: The Case of Gary Seven and Isis

Ali Baba Comes Today: Notes on Jack Smith's Flaming Creatures

Alice in the Empire of Signs

Alien Spring

All Aboard! On D. H. Lawrence and Trains

All Aboard the Good Ship Greta

All Change: Notes on Chapter 5 of Metamorphoses by Emanuele Coccia

All Dolled Up with Lulu Hashimoto

All Flowers are Evil (Even Lilies of the Valley)

All Hail the New Flesh! (On D. H. Lawrence's Impure Pictures)

All I Want for Christmas ...

All Is Forgiven, But Nothing Learnt in The Case of Charlie Hebdo

All of My Life is All I'll Give You: Un/Holy Reflections on the Case of St. Nietzsche (A Guest Post by Símón Solomon)

All of Us: The War Poems of D. H. Lawrence

Aloha! Should Johnny Rotten Mind His Language?

Always Be Kind to Cats!

Always Pet a Cat When You Encounter One

Aly Buttons: On Her Lumpiness and Loveliness

Alzheimer's and the Becoming-Object of Loved Ones 

Amechania

American Psycho and the Slave Revolt in Morals

Amethyst: Brief Reflections on My Birthstone and Dionysian Philosophy

Amorous Ruin (Or Why Nick Land Makes Bad Boyfriend Material) #TBT

Amplifying Deviance and Danger: Notes on the Concept of Moral Panic

An A-Z of Torpedophilia

An American Battle-axe: Notes on the Life and Times of Caroline Nation

An Assemblage of Animals, Angels, and Wise Men: Reflections on Tomoaki Suzuki's Nativity Scene

An Atheist Responds to Pope Francis

An Interview with Malcolm McLaren (August 1984)

An Untimely Meditation on How to Write an Effective Blog (The Nietzsche Birthday Post 2021)

Ana: the Little Match Girl of Harold Hill

Anankastikos (In Defence of OCPD)

Anasyrma: Upskirt Politics and Vulva Activism

Anatomy Presupposes a Waxwork Venus

And Fungal Life Shall Triumph

And No Birds Sing

And so this is Christmas ...

And They Dance by the Light of the Moon ...

And Venus Among the Fishes Skips

And What are Chickens For in a Destitute Time?

And Winner, of the 2014 Torpedo the Ark Award, Is ...

Andy Warhol's Decorated Penis

Angela Carter and Lorenzo the Closet Queen

Anger is an Energy: On the Politics of Thymos

Animal Farm: A Business Tale Featuring Mike Ashley as Napoleon and Joseph Corré as Squealer

Anja Niemi: Photography Degree Zero

Another Bloody Sunset (On Eternal Recurrence and the Snobbery of Photographers)

Another Brief Note on the Case of Milo Yiannopoulos

ANT/Music: Cut off the Head, Legs Coming Looking for You

Anti-Human Reflections on the Red-Billed Leiothrix

Anti-Oedipus

Ants and the Spirit of Christmas

Anyone Can Be Van Gogh With an iPhone

Aparigraha and Adoxia (Notes on Yoga and Cynicism)

Aphantasia: On Eliminating the Imagination

Aphrodite's Girdle

Apocalypse Now

Apple Maggots

April is the Cruelest Month

Arborcide in the U. K.

Are We Really Returning to the 1970s? (I Wish ...)

Are You Pervin on Me? (Notes on The Blind Man, by D. H. Lawrence)

Aristocracy

Art, Sex and Dolphins (with Reference to the Work of Jeff Koons)

Artificial Intelligence and the Question of Racism (The Case of Jacky Alcine)

Artificial Intelligence Doesn't Get Goosebumps

As Bees to Wanton Boys

As for Lawrence ... A Reply to James Walker

As for Lawrence ... He's a Moral Conservative

Ash to Ashes (In Memory of a Pagan Philosopher)

ASMR

Aspasia

Asphyxiophilia: Reflections on the Case of Gerald and Gudrun

Asspresso: A Brief History of Coffee Enemas

At Last the Legend of the White Rhinoceros is Fulfilled: Notes on Prehistoric Women (1967)

At the Gym with D. H. Lawrence

At the Polar Bear Hotel

At the Tail End of German Idealism

At the Well with Martin Heidegger, D. H. Lawrence and Onyofi the Chimp

Ataraxia (Notes on the Ethics of Pleasure with Reference to the Work of Epicurus and Nietzsche)

Athenian Street Dogs

Atomic: The D. H. Lawrence Memorial Post (2021)

Audrey's Ghost

Auðumbla: The Primeval Cow of Norse Mythology

Aujourd’hui, Juliette Gréco est morte

Aujourd'hui, Maman est morte

Aurora Contra Airfix

Auschwitz and the Question of Evil

Auschwitz-Geschichten 1: In Memory of Prisoner 26947 (Czesława Kwoka)

Auschwitz-Geschichten 2: Block 24 (The Dolls House)

Auschwitz-Geschichten 3: All Caught Up in Barbed Wire Love

Autobiographical Fragment: Eine Schöne Romanze

Autobiographical Fragment: Off to Sunny Spain (October 1985)

Autobiographical Fragment: This is the Nine O'Clock News from the BBC

Autogynephilia (The D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post 2016)

Aux armes et caetera

Aux Chiottes with Junichirō Tanizaki

Ayn Rand: The Mme. Blavatsky of Wall Street

B is for ... Baudelaire, Bataille, Barthes, and Baudrillard

Baby/Doll (With Reference to the Work of W. B. Yeats)

Baby Shoes (A Brief Note on Flash Fiction)

Baby You're So Overweight, Baby You're the One (Some Thoughts on Fat Acceptance, etc.)

Back to Black: Reflections on the Darkness of Being

Back to School in the Age of Coronavirus

Bad Boys (With Reference to the Cases of Johnny Strabler and George Costanza)

Bad Romance

Baewatch

Banksy

Barefoot in Bloomsbury (The Case of Virginia Bodoin)

Be a Wise Monkey

Be Kind to Bees

Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair: Notes on the Vinok

Because the Night

Becoming-Imperceptible: Notes on 'The Woman Who Wanted to Disappear'

Becoming-Insect 1: The Case of Gregor Samsa

Becoming-Insect 2: The Case of Seth Brundle

Becoming-Other (Part 1): The Case of Boglarka Balogh

Becoming-Other (Part 2): Alien Sympathy and the Poetic Imagination (With Reference to the Work of D. H. Lawrence)

Behind the Red Fence

Beijing Über Alles: On the Western World's Becoming-Chinese in the Age of Coronavirus

Being is Time: Life in the Present Perfect Continuous

Believe in the Ruins: In Praise of Hayat Nazer

Believe in the Ruins: Reflections of a Gargoyle on the Great Fire of Notre-Dame de Paris

Ben Carson: An American Idiot

Ben Lerner: The Hatred of Poetry (A Review)

Benevolence

Better a Spectacular Failure ...

Better Penny Red than Dead

Better Than the Original: On the Joy of Cover Versions

Betty Boop Versus the Censor-Morons

Between Thy Moon-Lit, Milk-White Thighs

Beyond Good and Alcohol

Big Mac Amongst the Bramble

Bigging Up the Gibson Girl

Birkin's Cat (Notes on Sexual Politics and Feline Philosophy in Women in Love)

Birthday Musings of an Aquarian

Birthday Reflections

Black Daisies for Lorrie Millington (Or One Flew Over the Duck's Nest)

Black Holes

Black is Not Beautiful: Black is Sublime (A Note on Race and Aesthetics)

Black Sun Flower

Black Wonder Women 1: Nubia

Black Wonder Women 2: Raje

Black Noise (On the Poetry of Francis Ponge)

Blasse Tage: Attempt at a New Translation and Notes Towards a Theory of Translation

Blessed are the Greens ...

Bliss it Was in that Dawn to be Alive: Reflections on the Event of May '68

Blood, Sex, and the Inviolable Nature of Objects

Blue Balls (With Reference to the Work of Jeff Koons and D. H. Lawrence)

Blue is the Colour ... Notes on Barnett Newman's Onement VI

Blue is the Colour ... Notes on Rilke's Blue Delirium

Blue is the Colour ... Yves Klein is the Name

Blurred Lines (In Praise of Plagiarism)

Bodies

Bodies Mystical and Medical

Bootylicious

Boris Johnson - What a Cnut! (Further Reflections on Coronavirus)

Brave

Breast Ironing

Breast Relief for a Dying God

Bret Easton Ellis: Towards a Non-Magical, Non-Elvish Gay Life

Brian Clough's Socialism of the Heart

Brief Notes on David Bowie's 'Life on Mars'

Brief Notes on the History of the Human Flock 1: The Pagan Era

Brief Notes on the History of the Human Flock 2: The Judeo-Christian Era

Brussels

Bukkake

Build Back Better

Butterfly

Byromania: The Malcolm McLaren Birthday Post (2022)

Cabaret: Divine Decadence and Fascinating Fascism

Caitlin Doughty: Death Becomes Her

Caliban

California Über Alles

Calimocho: On the Politics of Wine and Cola

Call It: Thoughts on the Coin Toss Scene in No Country for Old Men

Can Anyone be a Sex Pistol?

Candy Flower

Can't We Talk About This?

Capnolagnia (Fragment from an Illicit Lover's Discourse)

Cara Love and the Mutant Wolves of Chernobyl

Carbon Footprints and Diamond Geezers: On the Allotropic Love Affair Between Rupert Birkin and Gerald Crich

Carlo Rovelli: Seven Brief Lessons on Physics (A Review)

Carri on Sex Pistols (Comments on the Case of Joe Corré and His Bonfire of Punk)

Carry On Bertie

Carry On Caligula

Carry on Cross Dressing

Carry On Cruising

Carry On Facesitting

Carry on Plautus: The Romans in Films and on TV

Cars (Have You Ever Stopped to Think Who's the Slave and Who's the Master?)

Case Studies from The White Stocking 1: Elsie Whiston (A Prick Tease with Pearl Earrings)

Case Studies from The White Stocking 2: Sam Adams (A Lothario Who Makes Love to Music)

Case Studies from The White Stocking 3: Ted Whiston (An Abusive Husband with a Cuckold Fetish)

Cat and Mauss (Reflections on the Notion of the Gift)

Cat Killer / Cat Saviour

Chairman Mao and the Swindle of Traditional Chinese Medicine

Chaos Reigns (Memento Mori)

Chapelle du Rosaire de Vence

Chastity (Or the Peace That Comes of Fucking)

Charles, Prince of Piffle

Chase Me - Catch Me - Kill Me - Eat Me!

Chaturbate and the Question of Cynicism

Chinese Beauty Tips with Reference to the Case of Kina Shen

Chinese Pigs

Chris D. Thomas: Inheritors of the Earth - Six Key Ideas (Part 1: Sections I - III)

Chris D. Thomas: Inheritors of the Earth - Six Key Ideas (Part 2: Sections IV-VI)

Chrysopoeia 1: Goldfinger (He's the Man - the Man with the Midas Touch)

Chrysopoeia 2: Volpone (He's the Fox - the Fox with the Golden Brush)

Chrysopoeia 3: No More Gas, Just Gold He Said - Gold on My Head!

Cicchetti and Toxic Masculinity

Cinema Botanica (An Introduction to the World of Plant Porn)

City All Over (Notes on Urban Wildlife)

City of the Dead

Clan Mackie (Or How We Can All Play Identity Politics If We Want To)

Clap Trap

Class Sketch

Claude Lalanne, Serge Gainsbourg, and the Man with the Cabbage Head

Clothes Maketh the Woman (With Reference to the Queer Case of Nellie March)

Cocksuckers and Communists

Cocoon Above! Cocoon Below! Notes on Chapter 2 of Metamorphoses by Emanuele Coccia

Colaphology: On the Politics and Pleasure of Turning the Other Cheek

Cold Turkey and TV (How We're Betrayed by Tradition)

Collaboration Horizontale (With Reference to the Case of Arletty)

Come Not with Kisses: Leda, Lawrence and the Swan

Comes Over One An Absolute Necessity to Move ... (A Lesson in Disillusion)

Commemoratio omnium fidelium defunctorum: A Post for All Souls' Day in Memory of My Mother

Comrade Dawn

Concrete Afterlife: Or How to Become Your Own Gravestone

Continuous as the Stars That Shine ...

Contrasting Visions of the Last Man in Nietzsche and Olaf Stapledon

Cor, Strike a Light! In Memory of the East End Matchgirls

Corpus Delicti (With Reference to the Case of D. H. Lawrence)

Couscous with Rancid Butter: Thoughts on Charles Fourier

Cover Girl Killer (1959)

Crash (Towards a New Economy of Bodies and their Pleasures)

Crawling on All Fours in Shaggy Inhumanity ...

Creature Feature: Breaking News from the Black Lagoon - A Report by Gilbert Mann

Cruella De Vil: If She Doesn't Scare You, No Evil Thing Will

Cum Play With Mellors: On the Sexual Politics of Ejaculation

Cut it Out - Reflections on Blue Nudes and Racial Fetishism in the Work of Henri Matisse

Cut the Crap: In Praise of Occam's Razor

D. H. Lawrence: A Tale of Two Kitties

D. H. Lawrence and a Postcard from Paris

D. H. Lawrence and E. M. Cioran on Man's Becoming-Animal

D. H. Lawrence and E. M. Cioran on Sex Appeal and the Beauty of Flames

D. H. Lawrence and E. M. Cioran on the Bath of Fire and Becoming-Ash

D. H. Lawrence and Susan, the Black-Eyed Cow

D. H. Lawrence and the Ache for Being

D. H. Lawrence and the Arts: An Initial Reaction Written Under the Influence of Sour Grapes and Baudrillard

D. H. Lawrence and the Cashless Society

D. H. Lawrence and the Grand Perverts

D. H. Lawrence and the Idea of Sacrifice

D. H. Lawrence and the Ideal Side of Books

D. H. Lawrence and the Myth of Maternal Impression

D. H. Lawrence and the Novel (Part 1)

D. H. Lawrence and the Novel (Part 2)

D. H. Lawrence and the Poetry of Evil

D. H. Lawrence and the Prickly Politics of Vitalism

D. H. Lawrence and the Question of Spermism

D. H. Lawrence and Trans Issues

D. H. Lawrence and Vaginal Ecosophy

D. H. Lawrence: In Sickness and in Health

D. H. Lawrence is all the Rage

D. H. Lawrence on Humanism, Human Exceptionalism and Common Ancestry

D. H. Lawrence: Priest of Kink

D. H. Lawrence: The Hammer of Love

D. H. Lawrence: The Reluctant Fashion Beast

D. H. Lawrence: The Reluctant Londoner

D. H. Lawrence's Becoming-Bat

D. H. Lawrence's Daimonic Dendrophilia

D. H. Lawrence's Dendrophilia

Dare to See the World Through Deaf Eyes

David Bowie

Day 369: Notes on the Case of Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan

Day of the Dead (Essex Style)

Dead Dreams Fly Flags

Dead Men Make Good Mould

Deborah de Robertis: The Naked Truth

Decorating the World with David Bromley

Deepfake and the Triumph of Lying

Deleuze and the Philosophy of Slander

Delphinophilia

Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones

Dementia: From Bad to Verse

Demon Cats (With Reference to the Case of Pixel)

Denise, Denise  (In Memory of My Childhood Sweetheart)

D&G: What is Philosophy?

Der Schrei der Natur

Derealisation

Dermatillomania: On Blogging as an Itch One Simply Has to Scratch

Designer Tribalism and the Racism of Low Expectations

Desperate Farmwives

Dinggedicht

Ding Dong! In Memory of Laura Bell (Queen of London Whoredom)

Dinner with Malcolm at L'Escargot

Dionysos Versus the Amazons

Diversity: What Would Nietzsche Think?

D'notre amour fou n'resterait que des cendres (In Memory of Jane Birkin & Serge Gainsbourg)

Do You Scroll and Stroll? A Reply to David Sexton

Dog Bites: On the Question of Man and Animal (and the Becoming-Animal of Man)

Dogging

Dollification: The Cases of Bastian Schweinsteiger and Alexander Hepburn

Domesticity Kills

Donkey Punch: On the Politics of Zoosadism

Don't Go to the Baker's with D. H. Lawrence

Don't It Make Your Blue Eyes Weep - A Guest Post by Simon Solomon

Don't Let D. H. Lawrence Rub You Up the Wrong Way

Don't Look Now - Because This is the End

Don't Touch Me!

Don't You Ever Stop Being Dandy: In Memory of Bunny Roger

Don't You Know Jesus Christ is a Sausage?

Double Dutch

Douglas Murray: The Madness of Crowds

Downblouse and Upskirt (Get a Good Look Costanza?)

Dr Bayard's Cough Drops

Drinking the Silence: Notes on the Case of Georg Trakl

Dying Game

Dyspepsia: Notes on Nietzsche, Insomnia and Indigestion

Easter with the Anti-Christ

Easter with the Anti-Christ: (2019 Version)

Easter with the Anti-Christ: In Praise of Pontius Pilate

Eat the Rich!

eBay and the Question of Holocaust Memoribilia

Ecce Homo: How One Becomes as Queer as One Is

Eco-Apocalypse: It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

Ecosexuality Contra Necrofloraphilia (How Best to Love the Earth)

Ecstasy

Edwige Fenech (Queen of Italian Cinema)

Education, Education, Education à la D. H. Lawrence

Education for Death

Element 6

Elements of Gothic Queerness

Elephant Rebellion (with Reference to the Case of Tyke)

Elephants Can Be Murderous Too

Enchanted Clothing 1: Icelandic Necropants

Enchanted Clothing 2: Dali's Aphrodisiac Jacket

Endgame: the Case of Nazi Paikidze

England, Our England: Notes on D. H. Lawrence's Oikophobia

Enienay: Fashion Among the Ruins

Entomophilia 1: Insect Fetish

Entomophilia 2: Crush Fetish

Ephebophilia (with Reference to the Cases of Adam Johnson and Will Brangwen)

Epilation

Equus Eroticus (1): The Case of Lady Carrington

Equus Eroticus (2): The Case of Alan Strang

Eric Gill: On Trousers and the Most Precious Ornament

Eros, Anteros, and the Angel of Christian Charity (Notes on the Shaftesbury Memorial)

Eroticism in Man and Bed Bug

Eroticism in Man and Slug

Ethnopluralism

European Ghost Dance

Eurotophobia and the Case of Yulia Tsvetkova

Eve Teasing

Even Nice Guys Get Things Wrong

Even the Dead Don't Rest in Peace

Even the Moon's Frightened of Me! (Philosophical Reflections on the Case of the Invisible Man)

Even Wounded Books Remain Complicit With Evil

Evening All:  Reflections on the Case of PC Semple

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

Every Little (Act of Animal Cruelty) Helps ...

Every Woman Adores a Futurist: On the Manifestos of Valentine de Saint-Point

Everything Ends in Shit

Evoking the Spirit of the Champawat Tiger

Evolution as a Vaudeville of Forms: Notes on Genetic Drift and Ontological Seasickness

Evolution Needs Death More Than It Loves Life: Reflections on Extinction Rebellion

Excessive Brightness Drove the Poet into Darkness

Executing Elephants Part I: The Case of Mary (Death by Hanging)

Executing Elephants Part II: The Case of Topsy (Death by Electrocution)

Executing Elephants Part III: The Case of Chunee (Death by Firing Squad)

Existence is Elusive 1: In Memory of Irmgard Keun and The Artificial Silk Girl

Existence is Elusive 2: Further Reflections on The Artificial Silk Girl

Existentialism is a Disappointment

Explain to the Angels Who Norm Macdonald Is ...

Express Yourself: On How Individualism Becomes Socially Corrosive

Fairy Tale

Faith and Feminism in Pakistan

Falling in Love Again

Fascism May Be Fascinating, But Do Not Become Enamoured of Power

Fashion in the Age of Coronavirus

Fasten Your Seat Belts! (In Support of Pussy Riot)

Fatal Attraction: Notes on Hybristophilia

Fatal Attraction: On Cats, Rats, and Parasites

Feathered Friends

Federico Campagna: A Man of Faith and Folly

Feed the World

Film Kills (1): At the Pictures with D. H. Lawrence

Film Kills (2): On Images, Objects and Speculative Realism

Final Reflections on Hölderlin's Poltergeists (A Drama for Voices by Síomón Solomon)

Fish Out of Water (Notes on Evolution and Cruelty)

Flaco the Owl and the Skeleton Tree

Flappers

Fleurs du Mal

Flightpath

Flogging a Dead Horse (Notes on The Rocking Horse Winner)

Floraphilia Redux (With Reference to the Case of Rupert Birkin)

Floratopia

FOMO (Fear of Missing Out)

Fond Memories of The Wicked Lady

Footnote on Quentin Tarantino's 'Once Upon a Time in Hollywood'

For a (Nietzschean) Reformation of Manners

Forest Bathing

Forever Dead and Lovely: Notes on Izima Kaoru's Landscapes with a Corpse

Forever Dead and Lovely: Notes on Melanie Pullen's High Fashion Crime Scenes

Forniphilia: In Praise of Becoming-Object (A Post for International Women's Day 2017)

Foucauldian Thoughts on Never Mind the Bollocks

Foucault's Islamic Folly

Four Legs Good: In Memory of Lisa Bufano

Four Fascinating Things About the Amish

Fowl, Strange, and Unnatural: The Case of Rehan and Haleema Baig

Fox Tales

Fragment from an Illicit Lover's Discourse

Fragment from the Dementia Diary: Day 2000

Fragmented Remarks on Mark Fisher's Ghosts of My Life - Part 1: Lost Futures

Fragmented Remarks on Mark Fisher's Ghosts of My Life - Part 2: The Return of the 70s<

Fragmented Remarks on Mark Fisher's Ghosts of My Life - Part 3: Hauntology

Fragmented Remarks on Mark Fisher's Ghosts of My Life - Part 4: The Stain of Place

Fragments from a Dark History of Black Fashion (I-IV)

Fragments from a Dark History of Black Fashion (V-VII)

Fragments of Glass (2006)

Fragments of Remembrance

Francesca Woodman: An American Genius

Francis Davey: the Vicar of Altarnun

Freedom In the Age of Coronavirus (Update)

Freedom? There Ain't No Fucking Freedom!

French Kiss

French Knickers

French Maid

Fresh Air Contra Central Heating

Freud in the Age of Neuroscience

From a Baby in a Basket ... Lines in Memory of My Mother: Doreen Hall (10 July 1926 - 13 Feb 2023)

From a Eureka Moment to the Crack-Up

From Beatlemania to Dyschronia: Some Thoughts on 'Now and Then'

From Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z

From Codpiece to Camel Toe Pants

From Duck Soup to Duck Rock: On Malcolm McLaren and the Marx Brothers

From Harold Hill to Hampstead Heath: Walking in the Footsteps of D. H. Lawrence with Catherine Brown

From Roman Amphitheatre to Nazi Death Camp (A Note on the Topology of Violence)

From the Archives ... A Brief Style Guide for the Nietzschean Woman

From the Archives ... Lovely Louise (On the Nakedness of the Prostitute)

From the Archives ... On My Dealings with Channel 4

From the Archives ... The Bad Mood - by Lorrie

From the Barbary Wars to the War on Terror

From the Land of Cockaigne to the Big Rock Candy Mountains

From the Office of Malcolm McLaren

From the Soil Beneath Our Feet to the Iron in Our Soul (Another Open Letter to Heide Hatry)

From Too Many Notes to Silence

Fruity Shit

Frying Tonight! (Notes on Fish and Chips)

Further Reflections on a Black Cat

Further Reflections on Baby Mia

Further Reflections on Frances Wilson's 'Burning Man'

Further Reflections on the Porcupine Dilemma - A Guest Post by Simon Solomon

Further Thoughts on Síomón Solomon's 'The Atonement of Lesley Ann'

Further Thoughts on the Art of Translating Man Back Into Nature (with Reference to the Work of Orly Faya)

Futuristic Fashion: The Sci-Fi Mini-Skirt

Gaby Hinsliff Versus Douglas Murray: You Pays Your Money and You Takes Your Choice

Galliano's Auntie

Gallows Corner (Reflections on Capital Punishment and Lessons in Paganism)

Gandhi: Holy Fool and Hypocrite

Gelassenheit: Notes on Heidegger and the Money Calm Bull

Generation Snowflake

Gender Patterns

Genitalpanik 1: My Pussy My Copyright

Genitalpanik 2: On Valie Export and Her Action Pants

Genki: Reflections on the Work of Daikichi Amano

Geoff Dyer

George is Getting Upset! (Notes on Illeism)

Gerontophilia: Notes on Beautiful Old Age

Gerontophilia: Notes on Elder Rights and Ageivism

Get It On and Punk It Up With Marc Bolan

Get Knotted: In Praise of the Hanky as Headwear and Why I Hate the Gumbys

Ghost Cats

Ghost Rider

Ghost Town

Ghost Variations: Notes on the Madness of Robert Schumann

Ghosts

Give a Girl the Right Shoes ...

Give Me the Madness of My Ladybird

Give Your Heart to the Hawks: On the Inhumanism of Robinson Jeffers

Glitch: The Art of Error and Imperfection (With Reference to the Photography of Julia Margaret Cameron)

Global Goals

God Save the Black Bears

God Save the King ...? The D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post (2022)

Going Gaga for Go-Go Boots

Gokkun: Notes on the Swallowing (and Spitting) of Semen

Golden Girls (with Reference to the Case of Jill Masterson)

Gone Fishing

Good Husbands Make Unhappy Wives

Good News / Bad News

Good Things Come in Small Packages: Notes on Microphilia with Reference to the Case of Tinker Bell

Gordon Ramsay and D. H. Lawrence Versus the Cornish

Gotta Gettaway (Confessions of a Desperate Housewife)

Götzen-Dämmerung: Notes on Wandering Wombs, Spontaneous Generation, Bodily Humours and the Ancient Greek Soul

Graham Harman: The Third Table (Synopsis and Critique)

Grand Austrian Perverts 1: Arthur Schnitzler

Grand Austrian Perverts 2: Egon Schiele

Grand Austrian Perverts 3: Sigmund Freud

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll History as Seen on TV: Bowie Performs 'Starman' on Top of the Pops (6 July 1972)

Great Moments in Rock 'n' Roll History as Seen on TV: Elvis Performs 'Hound Dog' on The Milton Berle Show (5 June 1956)

Greta Thunberg: Child Saviour or Witch?

Guards! D. H. Lawrence and the Potency of Men

Guilt-Shame-Fear (Notes on the Spectrum of Cultures)

Gymnosophy 1: On the Naked Philosophers of the Ancient World

Gymnosophy 2: On German Free Body Culture and the Third Reich

Gymnosophy 3: Ye Shall be Naked in Your Rites (Redux)

Gymnosophy 4: Oh Yes They Call it the Streak (Boogity, Boogity)

H. P. Lovecraft and the Sordid Topic of Coin

Haemostasis

Halloween

Hamartiology: Notes on the Greening of Sin and Carbon Offsetting

Hand Partialism

Hanging on the Telephone

Happy Birthday Carolee Schneemann

Happy Birthday Julien Temple (and in Memory of Malcolm McLaren)

Happy Birthday to the Hai Karate Girl

Happy New Year

Happy New Year from the Ghost of Jean Baudrillard

Happy to be Hopeless this Christmas

Happy to Live in a Soulless World

Haters Back Off! I Love Miranda Sings

He Stands, and I Tremble Before Him (Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's Phallic Poetry)

He That Aches With Amorous Love: Lawrence's Critique of Walt Whitman's Idealism

He Took It Out: Thoughts on the Case of Louis CK

He Who Lives by the Tusk ...

Heads You Lose: Reflections on Craniopagus Parasiticus (with Reference to the Case of Manar Maged)

Headscarves and Headlines

Healthy Body, Healthy Mind: Notes on NHS Values

Hedgehogs Versus HS2

Heide and the Naked Snail (Was ist das Deutsche Genie?)

Heide Hatry: Icons in Ash

Heide Hatry's Icons in Ice and an Inconvenient Truth About Polar Bears

Heidegger's 'Letter on Humanism'

Heidegger and the Thing

Heidegger Vs Tyson Fury

Hello Darkness My Old Friend ...

Help! I'm Turning into a Tapeworm (Don't Tell Me Not to Worry)

Hello Dolly: On the Life and Work of Hans Bellmer

Her Rich Attire Creeps Rustling to Her Knees

Here's to the Crazy Ones: In Praise of Emotional Intensity

Here We Are Nowhere (Bienvenue à l'Hôtel Non-Lieu)

Heterosis

Hey Look, It's Me!

Him With His "Tail" in His Mouth

His Bowels Did Yearn Upon His Brother (Notes on Ganymede, by Daphne du Maurier)

Hold Your Post-Historical Horses! It's the D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post 2020

Holocaust Impiety: Notes on Belsen Was a Gas

Holy Trichophilia! It's Hairy Mary Magdalene!

Hollywood Tales: Notes on the Relationship between Kirk Douglas and John Wayne

Holy Cow

Homophobia: Mixing Desire With Disgust

гомофобия: Vladimir Putin Versus the Gay Emoji

Honey for Everyone

Hoplophilia 1: Melanie Blanchard and the Practice of Joy before Death

Hoplophilia 2: Mark and Jez: For the Love of Gunny

Hooray for Male Hosiery

Horrors of the Black Museum (1959)

Horrors of the Casting Couch

Hot Dog (Another Postcard from Southend)

Hot Gypsy Girls 1: On the Racial and Sexual Stereotyping of Romani Women

Hot Gypsy Girls 2: Esmeralda - Trope Codifier and Fraud

Hot Gypsy Girls 3: On Carmen and Her Seduction of a Famous German Philosopher

Houellebecq Variations

How Anti-Bird Spikes Became De Rigueur Nesting Material Amongst Corvids

How Playing the Part of a Real Troublemaker Secured Roadent His Place in the Pop Cultural Imagination

How the Metaverse Reduces Us All in Stature

How Things Protect Us From the Void

How Things Protect Us From the Void: Some Further Thoughts with Reference to the Work of Michael Landy

How Anti-Bird Spikes Became De Rigueur Nesting Material Amongst Corvids

How Bridges Love the Gap Between Objects

How Do I Understand the Flies?

How Even Sade Becomes Boring

How Even Witches Lose Their Charm

How Fascism Makes Killers Of Us All (With Reference to the Case of Stephan Hermlin)

How Kindness Gives Way to Cruelty

How Love Bridges the Gap Between Objects

How Murder of the Other Ends in Self-Destruction

How Religion Makes Monkeys of Us All

How the Metaverse Reduces Us All in Stature

How Things Protect Us From the Void

How Things Protect Us From the Void: Some Further Thoughts with Reference to the Work of Michael Landy

How to be an Idle Cunt

How Winston Wolf Lost His Bite

Hurrah for the Horta! (Notes on the Possibility of Silicon Based Life)

Hyaena

Hypertrichosis: Notes on the Cases of Fedor Jeftichew and Petrus Gonsalvus

I Am Elektro: My Brain Is Bigger Than Yours

I Am Heinrich Heine

I Care - But I'm Not Mother Teresa

I Don't Care if Monday's Blue ...

I Don't Know as I Get What D. H. Lawrence is Driving at When He Writes of Bursten Bowels ...

I Forgot More Than You'll Ever Know About Her: She Sherriff (the First Buffalo Gal)

I Have Nothing To Say

I Had So Much Rather the Centaur Had Slain Hercules ...

I Love Cherries (But I'm Not a Royalist)

I Love Everything That Flows

I Love You in Velvet (and Silk Underwear): Notes on the Wagner Case

I'm All Ears: Notes on the Strange Case of Momo and the Art of Listening

I on Sports: One Guy's Opinion of Football as a Televised Global Spectacle

I Shall Speak of Geist, of Flame, and of Glimpses

I Still Dream of Orgonon: Notes on the Strange Life and Times of Wilhelm Reich (Part 1: The European Years)

I Still Dream of Orgonon: Notes on the Strange Life and Times of Wilhelm Reich (Part 2: The American Years)

I, Too, Dislike It: Thoughts on The Hatred of Poetry by Ben Lerner

I Wanna Be Your Dog (On Cynicism and Modern Art)

I Wanna Destroy the Passerby (Notes on Johnny Rotten as Good Samaritan)

I Will Show You How to Sneer With a Handful of Dust: Ash from Chaos by Joe Corré

I Wish I Was Skiing (Fragment from the Dementia Diary)

I Would Like to Know the Stars Again: Reflections on Astronomy and Astrology in the Work of D. H. Lawrence

I Would Prefer Not To

Ian Bogost: Play Anything (2016) - A Review (Part 1: Notes on a Preface)

Ian Bogost: Play Anything (2016) - A Review (Part 2: Chapters 1-4)

Ian Bogost: Play Anything (2016) - A Review (Part 3: Chapters 5-7)

Ichthyophilia

Iconography is Never Innocent

Identity is the Crisis Can't You See

If He Only Had a Soul: Notes on Eric the Robot

If It Be Not True To Me ... Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's Phallic Epistemology

If We Could Talk to the Animals

If You Only Palpitate to Murder / No One is Innocent

If You're Human and You Know It Clap Your Hands

Ikizukuri

I'll Put a Knife Right In You: Notes on the Case of Sid and Nancy

I'm in a Rut (But I Don't Wanna Get Out Of It)

I'm Pretty Vacant - But I'm Not Sure I Belong to the Blank Generation

I'm Still Searching for the Ants Invasion: Notes on Phase IV

Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Strategy (Notes on Blackfishing with Reference to the Case of Rita Ora)

Immaculate Perception: On Aesthetic Detachment and Emasculated Leering

In an Age of Courtship Disorder

In Defence of Cultural Appropriation

In Defence of Giant Lovers

In Defense of Gwyneth Paltrow

In Defence of Isis Veiled: What a Practice of Occultism Might Mean in an Age of Transparency

In Defence of Jeff Koons's Easyfun-Ethereal

In Defence of Owen Rhys and the American Way of Life (The D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post 2021)

In Defence of the Cleft of Venus

In Defence of the Great White Male

In Defence of the Slug

In Defence of Trivia

In Defense of Vanilla

In Defence of Weeds and Wildflowers

In Defence of Women in Love and the Teenage Mentality (A Response to Frances Wilson)

In Happy Memory of Coal

In Memory of a Man from U.N.C.L.E.

In Memory of Anne Dufourmantelle: Risk Taker Extraordinaire and Defender of Secrets

In Memory of Cora Pearl (La Grande Horizontale)

In Memory of Dollie Radford

In Memory of Egon and Wally

In Memory of Frances Farmer

In Memory of Gentleman Jack Sheppard

In Memory of Geordie Walker and Keith Levene

In Memory of Georgia Brown (1933-1992)

In Memory of Glenda Jackson

In Memory of Honor Blackman

In Memory of Hypatia

In Memory of Imogen Hassall (the Countess of Cleavage)

In Memory of Izumi Suzuki

In Memory of James Garner

In Memory of Jamie Reid

In Memory of Jock Scot

In Memory of Joris-Karl Huysmans (and His Bejewelled Tortoise)

In Memory of Leslie Phillips

In Memory of Liz Fraser

In Memory of Lorrie Millington (Artist, Model, Dancer, Writer)

In Memory of Malcolm McLaren

In Memory of Martin White: the Man Who Loved Butterflies

In Memory of Mascha Kaléko

In Memory of My Father

In Memory of Roger Moore and Adam West

In Memory of Sarah Bernhardt (1844 - 1923)

In Memory of St Sebastian

In Memory of Stan Lee and on the Joy of Collecting Comics

In Memory of Tara Fares (Notes on Fanaticism)

In Memory of the One and Only Adolf Brand

In Memory of The Woman Who Rode Away

In Memory of Those Who Gave Their Fictional Lives (Towards an A-Z of the Lawrentian Dead)

In Memory of Two Dead Artists: Malcolm McLaren and Pablo Picasso

In Memory of Una Stubbs

In Memory of Valerie Solanas

In My Secret Garden

In Praise of a Well-Turned Ankle

In Praise of Amateurs

In Praise of an Unnatural Death (and in the Hope of Dying on the Scaffold)

In Praise of Bedsits

In Praise of Denial

In Praise of Euthanasia as a Practice of Joy before Death

In Praise of Fighters: At the Gym and on the Battlefield with D. H. Lawrence

In Praise of Inna Schevchenko: La Nouvelle Marianne

In Praise of Invisible Artworks

In Praise of Modern Science

In Praise of Moths

In Praise of Nivea: The Snow-White Miracle Cream

In Praise of Notes and Parenthetical Elements (A Reply to a Critic)

In Praise of Quentin Tarantino's Pulp Fiction

In Praise of Sapphic Decadence

In Praise of Shadows and the Beauty of Japanese Ghost Girls (A Post for Halloween 2016)

In Praise of Shyness

In Praise of Sleep

In Praise of Small Talk and Social Networking

In Praise of Stalking (The Case of Sophie Calle)

In Praise of the Ballet Boot (and Other Kinky Forms of Footwear)

In Praise of the Ballet Flat

In Praise of the Bob

In Praise of the Fatwa Boys 1: Remembering the Rushdie Affair

In Praise of the Fatwa Boys 2: Larry David's Finest Hour

In Praise of the Naked Mole Rat

In Praise of the Octopus

In Praise of The Persuaders!

In Praise of the Pig

In Praise of the Plastic Mac

In Praise of the Postcard and Correspondence Art (with Reference to the Work of Jack Logan and Kosmo Vinyl)

In Praise of the Poulaine (and Other Forms of Pointed Shoe)

In Praise of the Praying Mantis and Isabella Rossellini's Green Porno

In Praise of the Stiletto Heel

In Praise of the Supermodel

In Praise of the Swan Princess

In Praise of the Swift and Hannah Bourne-Taylor

In Praise of Vintage Fashionistas (With Reference to the Case of Anastasiia Grigoruk)

In Sickness and in Greater Health (Or Something I Need to Get Off My Chest)

In Solidarity with the Bloggers of Bangladesh

In Support of Punk Violinists

In Support of Rachel Riley (With a Brief Note on Israel and Anti-Zionism)

In the Age of Denialism

In the Bullring With Simon & Simone

In the House of the Sleeping Beauties

In the News ... Flu Infected Macaques and Land-Loving Sharks

In the Presence of Michel Houellebecq in the Presence of Schopenhauer

In the Shower with Leslie Phillips

In the World of Addison Lee

In Times of Sorrow and Fear is When Poets Appear

Indecent Exposure: Further Thoughts on Male Sexual Display

Informal Economics: The Triumph of System D

Infrathin Erotica (Fragment from an Illicit Lover's Discourse)

Inhuman Rights

Insecticide and the Eco-Apocalypse

Insectopunk

Insouciance Über Insecticide (Another Moth Post)

Instasham

Intelligent Atheists Contra Instinctive Religious Breeders

Intertextuality: Bert & Amy & Ted & Hannah

Intimacy Issues

Into the Valley of the Giants with Gilbert Noon

Invasion of the Giant House Spiders

Invocation of Death

Irezumi: Notes on D. H. Lawrence's Fascination with Japanese Male Bodies

Is Anything Really Worth Fighting For?

Is it Time to Torpedo Torpedo the Ark?

Is it True That When You Leave the Haunted Forest You Discover the Blue of the Greater Day?

Is Revisting the Past Ever Worth the Effort? (A Guest Post by Afiya S. Zia)

Is Strong the New Pretty ... or the Old Ugly?

Is the Elephant Slow to Mate?

Is There Life on Mars?

ISIS Threaten Sylvania

Islamism: What Would Nietzsche Do?

Isn't it Grand! Isn't it Fine! Graham Harman's New Theory of Everything

It All Comes Down to Artifice in the End (Notes Towards a Decadent Floraphilia)

It is your age - A Poem by Isabel del Rio

It's Creepy and It's Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky: Mark Fisher's The Weird and the Eerie (Part 1)

It's Creepy and It's Kooky, Mysterious and Spooky: Notes on Mark Fisher's The Weird and the Eerie (Part 2)

It's a Gay Life - But is it also a Good Life? 

It's Failure to Live That Makes Us Sick (D. H. Lawrence in the Age of Coronavirus)

It's My Name Day (And I'll Decry If I Want To)

It's Only a Little Prick (Reflections on a Flu Jab)

It's Not the Cough That Carries You Off ...

It's the Lad Himself (In Memory of Mssrs. Hancock and Hill)

It Was Beauty Killed the Beast

It Was on the Good Ship Venus ...

Jagger is a Punk

Jagger is a Punk (2) Jane Ciracylides: the Girl with Insect Eyes (Notes on 'Prima Belladonna' by J. G. Ballard)

Je fixais des vertiges

Je ne suis pas Charlie

Jeff Koons: Apollo (The Golden Boy of American Art Meets the Golden God of the Greeks)

Jews of the Wrong Sort: Notes on D. H. Lawrence and Anti-Semitism

Johnny Vs Jimmy (Notes on a Punk Spat)

Judenstern (With Reference to the Case of Serge Gainsbourg)

Jüdische Insekten or Himmler's Lice

Jump! On Defying the Spirit of Gravity (With Reference to the Work of Philippe Halsman)

Jumping Grace (A Short Verse in the Manner of Michel Houellebecq)

Jumping the Shark (With Reference to the Case of Maldoror)

Just Because the Sky Has Turned a Pretty Shade of Orange and Red Doesn't Mean You Can Simply Point a Camera and Shoot ... Or Does It?

Just Say No

Just Saying Something on Subjects and Objects

Ken Dodd: How Tickled I'm Not

Kidney Stones of the Soul

Kill Me Now: Notes on the Introduction and First Chapter of Metamorphoses by Emanuele Coccia

Kinderpost

Kiss Me Deadly: Thoughts Inspired by J. G. Ballard's 'Track 12'

Kiss This: Additional Thoughts on Lips and Lipstick

Kissing Hitler 1: Some Like It Hot

Kissing Hitler 2: Notes on the Führer's Love Life

Kitchen Sink Kink

Klittra: On Sexual Politics in Sweden

Known / Unknown

Krampusnacht

La beauté est une promesse de bonheur: On the Joy of Discovering Stendhal

La Chronique Scandaleuse 1: The Case of Claude Le Petit

La Chronique Scandaleuse 2: The Case of Denise Poncher and Her Vision of Death

La Jeune Fille et la mort

La tyrannie de la pénitence

Lady Chatterley: A Jewel in the Crown of England's Glory

Lady Chatterley and the Case of Meenakshi Kumari

Lady Chatterley's Body

Lady Chatterley's Daughter

Lady Chatterley's Lover and the Pornographic Imagination

Lady Chatterley's Lover Visits Harold Hill

Lady Chatterley's Lover: What Kind of Man Was Oliver Mellors?

Lady Chatterley's Orang-Outang

Lady Chatterley's Postmodern Lover

Lady Godiva Rides Again (In Memory of Pauline Stroud)

Language Death

Larking About with Philip Larkin

Last Clown Standing

Last Rat Standing (Darwin and Bond in the Age of Coronavirus)

Lawrence Contra Matisse

Lawrence, Derrida, and the Snake: It's Time for Man to Make Amends

Lawrentian Reflections on the Birth of Baby Mia

Le Visqueux: Notes on Existential Slime and Ontological Sexism

Learning to Love the Marine Lover of Friedrich Nietzsche

Les Demoiselles d'Avignon

Les filles sucettes

Les Fleurs du Mal: Iris and Violet

Les Zazous

Lesbophobia

Let a Thousand Flowers Bloom: On the Genealogy of Hippie Morals

Let the People See (Reflections on the Open Casket Controversy)

Let Them Eat Bananas

Let Them Eat Mussels

Let Them Eat Plastic

Let Them Sing Carols

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off ...?

Let's Go Outside: Notes on The Horla

Letter to a Harsh Critic

Lex Oppia: On Women, Cosmetics and Austerity in Ancient Rome

Life's a Drag

Life in Vein (With Reference to D. H. Lawrence's Undying Man)

Life is Ugly in Flip-Flops

Like a Face Drawn in Sand: Anti-Humanism in D. H. Lawrence and Michel Foucault

Like a Virgin: Madame B. and Lady C.

Like the Circles That You Find in the Windmills of Your Mind

Lily and the Brontës

Lipstick Traces: Lessons for Lucia

Lipstick Traces (with Reference to the Case of Cleopatra)

Little Hell Flames: On D. H. Lawrence's Poppy Philosophy

Little Weed Vs Havering Council

Living Dolls

Liz Truss and Boris Johnson: Say Hello, Wave Goodbye

Lobster Variations (I - IV)

Lobsterfuck: Notes on Marine Biology and Art Porn

London Squawking: The Rise of the Ring-Necked Parakeet

London Yawning: Lawrence and the Problem of Big City Boredom

Look Don't Touch (Notes on Art and Haptic Compulsion)

Look! Up in the Sky! It's a Bird! It's an Angel! It's Barbette!

Loony Tunes

Lord Moulton: Law and [the Reformation of] Manners

Lord, Open Thou My Lips ...

Lose This Skin: Thoughts on Theodore Roethke's Epidermal Macabre

Lost in Democracy [A Letter from Greece]  - A Guest Post by Maria Thanassa

Love (A Post for Valentine's Day)

Love and Hate in a Very Cold Climate

Love Blinds: The Shocking Case of Jeanne Brécourt

Love Devalued (A Post for Valentine's)

Love, Hate and Intercourse

Love in the Sixth Form (In Memory of Dagmar Starkey)

Love Unlocked

Lovely Lesbians

Loving the Alien (Notes on Exophilia)

Loving the Alien: Reflections on Otherness, Difference and the Joy of Kinship

Loving the Octopus

Luce Irigaray and Constance Chatterley: Woodland Refugees

Luis Quiles and the Transparency of Evil

Madness and Animality: Notes on Therianthropy

Maiesiophilia

Make Way For Pengallan!

Making Love to Music

Mama Weer All Carers Now (Something to Reflect Upon Whilst in Self-Isolation)

Manhole 69

Maria Tănase: The Nightingale of Bucharest

Mario Perniola: Il sex appeal dell'inorganico

Margaret Nolan: Artist, Actress, Object

Margiela Artisanal Collection 2024: Pubic Hair and Porcelain Faces

Mark Gertler: Merry-Go-Round(el)

Marxism Today

Marxist Musings on Being a Fish Out of Water

Maschalagnia: Brief Notes on Armpit Fetishism

Masterchimp

May Day

Mazophilia (With Reference to the Case of Russ Meyer)

May Day with D. H. Lawrence (1911 - 1917)

May Day with D. H. Lawrence (1921 - 1929)

Me and Zena x Saatchi Gallery Paint Can Ring

Meganekko (On the Love of Girls with Glasses)

Melody Blue

Melt: On the Transubstantiation of Love

Memories

Memories of Killing Joke (1984 - 1987)

Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence

Michel Foucault's Simplest of Pleasures

Michel Houellebecq and Nellie Mackay on the Question of Cloning

Michel Houellebecq: Serotonin

Michel Tournier on Education 1: Initiation contra Instruction

Michel Tournier on Education 2: Erotic Religiosity

Might as Well Jump (Jump!)

Mila is a Punk Rocker

Miles Aldridge: Supposing Truth to be a Supermodel

Miley Cyrus Meets Roland Barthes

Mind the Gap (Notes on Heidegger and the Japanese Concept of Ma)

Mindfuck:  Lawrence, Foucault, and Sapiosexuality

Miss Alba Banana: What's Not to Love?

Moloch

Moments of Wonder

Mondongo

Monkey Business (On Human-Chimp Sexuality)

Mono No Aware (Japanese Aesthetics Contra Teutonic Angst)

More Philosophy on the Catwalk (With Reference to the Case of Andrea Sachs and her Cerulean Blue Sweater)

More than Just a Son and Lover

Morgenröthe: Nietzsche's Red Dawn

Mourning Post: with Reference to Roland Barthes's Journal de Deuil

Mozart's Starling

Mr. Erbil: Revolt into Style

Mules 1: Sex Kitten Shoes

Mules 2: Beasts of Burden

Murder! Murder! Murder! Someone Should Be Angry

Muses with Dirty Faces: In Praise of the Groupie

Musical Memories

My Brush with Scientology

My Debt to Jewish-American Humour

My Name is Victor Frankenstein

My Night at the 100 Club (Ever Get the Feeling You've Been Cheated?)

My Night in Raval with Ken and Barbie (A Guest Post by Katxu)

My Pagan Self Revealed (Reflections on a Mexican Devil Mask)

My Sister and I

My Three Favourite Witches 1: Jennifer (Veronica Lake)

My Three Favourite Witches 2: Gillian (Kim Novak)

My Three Favourite Witches 3: Samantha (Elizabeth Montgomery)

Name That Tune

Naomi (Notes on a Japanese Novel)

Necro-Ornithology (Study of a Dead Baby Bird)

Necrophilia

Negritude

Nephophilia (A Reply to Simon Solomon)

Never Give a Doppelgänger the Keys to Your Car ...

Never Mind the Bildungstreib Here's the Science

Never Mind the Bollocks (On Nietzsche, D. H. Lawrence and the Sex Pistols)

Never Mind the Selenites, Here's the Moon Pigs

Never Mind the Spiky Tops

Never Trust a Dwarf Dressed in Red

New Year's Eve 2020: Fireworks, Propaganda, and an Avian Mortality Event

News in the Age of Coronavirus

Nice to See You, to See You - Dead!

Nick Land and the Dark Enlightenment

Nietzsche: All the Names in History

Nietzsche and Capitalism

Nietzsche and the Question of Corruption

Nietzsche and the Question of Race

Nietzsche Broke Me

Nietzsche Contra Olaf Stapledon on the Death of Man

Nietzsche in Wonderland (On the Importance of Making Oneself Small)

Nietzsche Popped My Cherry: Reflections on Heidegger's Hymen

Nietzschean Notes on the Question of Power

Nietzschean Reflections on the Birth of Baby Mia

Nietzsche's Animal Philosophy

No Feelings

No Hugging, No Learning (Torpedo the Ark 10th Anniversary Post)

No Justice, No Peace

No Man is a Hypocrite in His Pleasures: The Crazy Love Life of Albert Camus

No Matter What the Future Brings ...

No One is Innocent

(No) Sympathy for the Rich

No-Pan Kissa

Nobody's Perfect: The Case of Sam Harris

Noise Annoys: Notes on Hyperacusis and Associated Conditions

Non est Consummatum

Non Placet

Non-Racist Photo Sparks Mistaken Outrage

Nostalgie für das Ding

Not All Sex Kittens are Catty ...

Notes from a Chimps' Tea Party

Notes from a Drama Workshop ...

Notes from the Human Zoo 1: The Myth of the Great Family of Man

Notes from the Human Zoo 2: The Case of Sara Baartman (the Hottentot Venus)

Notes from the Human Zoo 3: The Case of Ota Benga

Notes on A Glam-Punk Childhood

Notes on An American Werewolf in London

Notes on an Edwardian Woman's Underwear (With Reference to the Case of Mrs Johanna Keighley)

Notes on an Essay by Stéphane Sitayeb: 'Sexualized Objects in D. H. Lawrence’s Short Fiction: Eros and Thanatos'

Notes on Hauntology and Ghost Modernism

Notes on Byung-Chul Han's 'Non-things' (Part 1)

Notes on Byung-Chul Han's 'Non-things' (Part 2)

Notes on Castration Anxiety with Reference to the Case of Oliver Mellors

Notes on Charlie Chaplin's Closing Speech to 'The Great Dictator'

Notes on Crosby and Crane: Pin-Up Boys of the Lost Generation

Notes on DIY

Notes on Fair Use with Reference to the Case of Shepard Fairey and the Obama Hope Poster

Notes on Herb Brown's Party

Notes on Identity Politics and Intersectionality

Notes on Malcolm McLaren's Paris

Notes on 'Night of the Big Heat' (1967)

Notes on Mr. Peanut and Bertie Bassett

Notes on My Cousin Rachel (1951)

Notes on Nietzsche's Philosophical Naturalism

Notes on Nyotaimori and Associated Paraphilias

Notes on Object Imperative and Pantheistic Sensuality

Notes on Patricia MacCormack's Ahuman Manifesto Pt. 1: Preface / Introduction

Notes on Patricia MacCormack's Ahuman Manifesto Pt. 2: Chapters 1-2

Notes on Patricia MacCormack's Ahuman Manifesto Pt. 3: Chapters 4-6

Notes on Plant-Thinking: A Philosophy of Vegetal Life by Michael Marder (Part 1: Encountering Plants and Ethical Offshoots)

Notes on Plant-Thinking: A Philosophy of Vegetal Life by Michael Marder (Part 2: Vegetal Anti-Metaphysics)

Notes on Plant-Thinking: A Philosophy of Vegetal Life by Michael Marder (Part 3: Vegetal Existentiality)

Notes on Shakespeare's Dark Lady

Notes on Sleep Paralysis

Notes on Socrates and the Ethics of Sobriety (A 6/20 Paper by Maria Thanassa)

Notes on the Be Real Campaign

Notes on 'The Birds' by Daphne du Maurier

Notes on the Brodie Set

Notes on the Case of Andrew Dobson and the Chinese Sex Doll

Notes on the Case of Bettie Page

Notes on the Case of Peter Hitchens Versus Lady C.

Notes on the Case of Caterina Sforza

Notes on the Conflict Thesis

Notes on 'The Crisis of Narration' by Byung-Chul Han (Part 1)

Notes on 'The Crisis of Narration' by Byung-Chul Han (Part 2)

Notes on 'The Crisis of Narration' by Byung-Chul Han (Part 3)

Notes on the False Black Widow (In Praise of Spiders)

Notes on The Fetishist (and Other Stories) by Michel Tournier

Notes on 'The Ladybird' (Pt. 1)

Notes on 'The Ladybird' (Pt. 2)

Notes on The Life of Plants by Emanuele Coccia

Notes on the Lolita Case

Notes on the Material Remains of My Father

Notes on the Sex Appeal of Belly Dancing (With Reference to the Case of Johara)

Notes on the Sexy, Secret, Stereotyped World of the Secretary

Notes on the Youthful Writings of Gilles Deleuze 1: Description of Women

Notes on the Youthful Writings of Gilles Deleuze 2: From Christ to the Bourgeoisie

Notes on Vaginal Vespatherapy

Notes on Vegetal Philosophy and Literature

Notes on Young Kim's 'A Year on Earth With Mr. Hell' (Part 1)

Notes on Young Kim's 'A Year On Earth With Mr. Hell' (Part 2)

Nothing Changes on New Year's Day

Nothing Important Happened Today (On Revolutionary Events)

Nothing Tastes as Good as Skinny Feels

Nurses

O For a Slice of Possum and Yam!

O Superman

O Wonderful Machine: Nihilism and the Question Concerning Technology (Part I)

O Wonderful Machine: Nihilism and the Question Concerning Technology (Part II)

Object-Oriented Ontology and the Joy of Washing Up (With Reference to the Work of D. H. Lawrence)

Odradek

Odysseus

Of Bakers and Ballerinas (We Are All Prostitutes)

Of Birds and Blondes (and One Fat Film Director)

Of Clowns and Catwomen

Of Contrails and Chemtrails (with Reference to the Case of Kylie Jenner)

Of Garden Snails and Motor Cars

Of Glad Ghosts and Spooky Love Affairs: Halloween With D. H. Lawrence (2023)

Of Man and Dog - A Guest Post by Catherine Brown

Of Mites and Men (Notes on the World of Dust)

Of Parasitic Heads and Archaic Torsos: In Memory of Islaam Maged (A Guest Post by Simon Solomon)

Of Priests and Pornographers in the Age of Coronavirus

Of Spiders and Flies (Notes on the Lawrence-Eliot Relationship)

Of Virgins and Raisins

Oh, Baby Mia! What Have They Done to You?

Oh Bondage Up Yours! (A Slice of Punk Nostalgia)

Oh, the Humanity!

Oikophobia

Olfactophilia: Reflections on Canine Arse-Sniffing

OMG! I Finally Agree With Julie Burchill

Omorashi

On American XL Bully Dogs and Ancient Greek Hounds

On Apples and Apricots, Poets and Philosophers

On Archaic Human Interbreeding

On Art and Hippology (With Reference to the Work of D. H. Lawrence)

On Art and Syphilis

On Atrocious Aspects of African History

On Autumn

On Babes With Braces etc.

On Background Radiation (in a Cultural-Philosophical Sense)

On Beauty Spots (Contra Tattoos)

On Becoming a Vaccine Hero

On Being a Bit of a Jew

On Being a Bit of a Jew (Part Two)

On Being an Odonto-Medical Wonder

On Being Followed by a Seagull

On Being Licked into Shape by Bears, Cats, and Virtuous Women

On Benevolent Sexism

On Big Breasts and Adult Babies

On Biodiversity in the Anthropocene

On Black Dandyism (With Reference to the Case of Jean-Michel Basquiat)

On Black Mould and the Tragic Case of Dana Anhalt

On Blaming the Victim

On Blasphemy (amb referència al cas de Dolors Miquel)

On Bolshevism and Immortality: the Case of Arseny Tarkovsky

On Child Sexual Abuse Accommodation Syndrome (With Reference to the Case of Norman Douglas and Eric Wolton)

On Chthonic Vitalism 1: In the Etruscan Tombs With D. H. Lawrence

On Chthonic Vitalism 2: In the Etruscan Tombs with Giorgio Agamben

On Comic Relief and the Figure of the Great White Saviour (with Reference to the Case of Stacey Dooley Vs David Lammy)

On Compassion Fatigue

On Constipation and Calomel in D. H. Lawrence's Aaron's Rod (1922)

On Convalescence

On Courage and Cowardice (with Reference to the Case of Sir Craig Mackey)

On Courage, Conviction and the Necessity of Change

On Creeps and Creepiness, etc.

On Criminals and Capital Punishment

On Crystal Skulls and Vitrified Brains

On Cumshots and the Triumph of the Will to Orgasm

On Curbing One's Enthusiasm for Kafka's Drawings

On D. H. Lawrence and Circus Elephants

On D. H. Lawrence and Oscar Wilde

On D. H. Lawrence's Fascination with Male Legs

On D. H. Lawrence's Objection to Pirated Books and Counterfeit Emotions

On D. H. Lawrence's Sandals

On Dalí's Queer Fascination with Hitler

On Dance as a Method of Becoming-Bird 

On Dead Sparrows and the Great Leap Forward

On Defeminisation and Remasculinisation

On Dirty Dancing and the Virtue of Female Narcissism 1: The Case of Lady Chatterley

On Dis/Obedience

On Dirty Dancing and the Virtue of Female Narcissism 2: The Case of Anna Brangwen

On Disappointment

On Doing (and Not Doing) the White Thing

On Dorian Gray and Models of Illicit Masculinity

On Dropping the Dead Lion: A Tale of Rebranding and the Secularisation of Contemporary Culture

On Ecosexuality

On Embryology, Ensoulment and Stem Cell Research

On Entering and Exiting the Fourth Dimension with Gedvile Bunikyte

On Eric Gill's Illustrations for Lady Chatterley's Lover

On Erotico-Religious Lactation (Or Get Your Tits Out for the Saints)

On Essex Girls and Eyelashes

On Etymology and Amphibology

On Faciality and Becoming-Imperceptible with Reference to the Work of Heide Hatry

On Fast Food and Film Theory

On Finding Ourselves in a State of Exception (Part 1)

On Finding Ourselves in a State of Exception (Part 2)

On Following the Science

On Football and the (Lost) Art of Time-Wasting

On Fossils and Fundamentalists

On Gender-Based Violence (With Reference to the Case of Lawrence, Bibbles and Frieda)

On Genetic Sexual Attraction (With Reference to the Case of Jinnie Blair)

On Georg Simmel's Sociology of Secrecy and Secret Societies

On Goya's Red Boy

On Haematolagnia, Feelings and Freethinkers

On Heresy and Philosophical Idiotism

On Holism and Anti-Holism

On Homeopathy

On How Not to Be a Feminist - A Guest Post by Maria Thanassa

On Human Nakedness as Seen by Animals

On Human Plasticity, DNA Data Storage and the Singularity

On Hyperobjects and the Anthropocene

On Initiating Youth into the Democracy of Touch

On Intuition

On Irony

On Keeping Calm and Carrying On in the Age of Coronavirus

On Learning to Laugh at Everything with Larry David, Georges Bataille and D. H. Lawrence

On Lenny Henry's Knighthood

On Lewis Carroll and His Love for Alice Liddell and Other Little Girls

On Lightness of Being (In Memory of Milan Kundera)

On Living a Solitary Life: the Case of Elsie Eiler

On Lost Girls and Swarthy Italians

On Loving Enemies and Hating Friends

On Luce Irigaray's Vegetal Idealism

On Luck

On Lunacy

On Magical Names and the Nietzsche-Crowley Connection (A Post for Halloween)

On Mannequins With Merkins

On Masturbation and the Invocation of Pan

On Marcus Aurelius: Meditations

On Marriage, Adultery and Slut Shaming (With Reference to the Case of Lady Chatterley)

On Masculinity, Matriarchy, and the Mark Steyn Show

On Masturbation as a Form of Sex-Magick

On Masturbation as Sex in the Head

On Militant Respectability

On Mini-Skirts and Morality in Africa

On Miracles and Absolute Contingency in the Work of Daphne du Maurier and Quentin Meillassoux

On Modest Fashion (Or OMG! I Agree with Julie Burchill - Again!)

On Moral Turpitude (with Reference to the Case of Sebastian Horsley)

On My Brief Life as a Painter

On Myth

On Myth and Literary Criticism

On Natural Evil

On Nietzsche and the Precariat

On Nietzsche's Epicureanism

On Nietzsche's Hypomania

On Non-Referential Aesthetics and the Politics of Silence

On Not Frightening the Horses

On Punks, Hippies, and the Boy in the Blue Lamé Suit

On Not Taking Any Shit From Magicians

On Oblivion

On Olaf Stapledon's Moral Rationalism

On Opening Heaven and Hell: A Boxing Day Post Dedicated to a Secular Saint, by Símón Solomon

On Operational Whitewash

On Orgasm and the Will to Merger (Another Thanatological Fragment)

On Owing a Cock to Asclepius (The Death of Socrates)

On Painting 1946 and the Magic of Art: The Malcolm McLaren Birthday Post (2024)

On Painting Ceilings

On Pareidolia and Prosopagnosia

On Philosophy and Prostitution (Reflections on An Illicit Lover's Discourse)

On Phlegm, Philosophy, and Apathy

On Piss Play and the Revaluation of Values

On Poetry and Plagiarism (with Reference to the Case of Ailey O'Toole)

On Poetry, Chaos and the Great Umbrella

On Poetry, Fashion and Punk

On Politeness of the Heart (A Nietzschean Guide to Good Manners)

On Posthumous Revenge and the Resilient Cretaceous

On Private Language and Post-Truth (Or How D. H. Lawrence Opens the Way for Donald Trump)

On Protecting the NHS

On Punk, Pink, and Dollification

On Punks, Hippies, and the Boy in the Blue Lamé Suit

On Pythons in the Everglades

On Queerness, Cynicism, and the Question of True Love

On Reading between the Lines

On Recuperation and Karaoke Culture: Welcome to Glastonbury 2023

On Revolutionary Fun (A Message for May Day)

On Sadism and the Case of Ian Brady

On Saints and Satyrs: Why It's Preferable to Have Horns than a Halo

On Self-Esteem and Self-Harm; Selfies and Self-Destruction

On Self-Isolation (Entry from the Dementia Diary)

On Sexual Apathy and the Case of Richard Hannay in The 39 Steps

On Smoothness

On Socrates and the Electric Ray (Or How Philosophy Begins in Stunned Silence)

On Solastalgia in Man and Animal

On Stamina (as Ontological Destiny)

On Staying Safe and Living Dangerously in the Age of Coronavirus

On Suffragettes and the British Union of Fascists

On Superbugs, Quantum Dots and the Post-Antibiotic Apocalypse

On Suzy Kendall, Tuesday Weld, and the Curious Sex Appeal of Dudley Moore

On Synthetic Biology (With Reference to the Case of the Spider-Goat)

On Taking Flight

On Textual Cruising (with Reference to the Case of Camus)

On the Aesthetico-Perverse Appropriation of Objects (With Reference to the Work of Christoph Niemann)

On the Agony of Power I: From Domination to Hegemony

On the Agony of Power II: The White Terror of World Order

On the Anguished Lyricism of E. M. Cioran

On the Architecture of the Future

On the Art and Necessity of Coffin Sleeping

On the Art of Character Assassination cum Eternal Salute: Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's 'Memoir of Maurice Magnus'

On the Art of Crucifixion

On the Art of Death and Disappearance in the Case of David Bowie

On the Art of Fondling (Towards a Democracy of Touch)

On the Art of Necro-Ornithology

On the Art of Sensation

On the Art of Speaking Without Speaking

On the Art of the Kiss 1: Auguste Rodin

On the Art of the Kiss 2: Gustav Klimt

On the Art of the Kiss 3: Man Ray

On the Art of the Long Neck 1: Parmigianino's Mannerist Madonna

On the Art of the Long Neck 2: Modigliani's Neckrophilia

On the Art of the Persimmon

On the Backs of Tigers

On the Ball with D. H. Lawrence

On the Beauty and the Genius of i-Phone 6

On the Black Virgin and the Question of Racial Fetishism

On the Cancerous Downside of Cunnilingus (with Reference to the Case of Michael Douglas)

On the Case of Russell Brand and Mark Fisher

On the Charging Bull-Fearless Girl-Pissing Pug Controversy 1: The Charging Bull

On the Charging Bull-Fearless Girl-Pissing Pug Controversy 2: The Fearless Girl

On the Charging Bull-Fearless Girl-Pissing Pug Controversy 3: The Pissing Pug

On the Crucifixion of Sebastian Horsley

On the Daughters of God

On the Death and Attempted Resurrection of the Author

On the Death of a Wellness Warrior (The Case of Jessica Ainscough)

On the Desecration of Altars and the Return of Strange Idols

On the Designers Who Dressed Ziggy Stardust

On the Development of Cyborg Technology

On the Difficulty of Death for Old Ladies

On the Dog's Bollocks and the Loss of a Penile Bone in Human Males

On the Ecstasy of Forms: A Note on Punk Fashion and the Sex Pistols as Pure Event

On the Erotics and Etiquette of Wearing Gloves

On the Ethics of Ambiguity

On the Etymology of the Word Hamas

On the Evil Genius of the Image: Notes on the Mugshots of Donald Trump and Hermann Göring

On the Fall and Rise of British Woodland in the Last Hundred Years

On the Feline Negation of Otherness

On the Female Nipple

On the Figure of the Prostitute

On the Flintiness of Language in D. H. Lawrence's The Daughter-in-Law

On the Freedom to Hate: A Review of Camille Paglia's "Free Women, Free Men"

On The Good, The Bad and the Ugly and Its Critics

On the Haunting Beauty of Sue Lloyd

On the History and Politics of the Bikini

On The Horror of Living in the Moment

On the Human Atmosphere

On the Idea of Manning Up

On the Inspiration of Touch

On the Inspiration of Touch: An Afterword on the Question of Delicacy in a Molecular Age

On the Intelligence of Fish

On the Intelligence of Reptiles

On the Japanese Love of Cuteness

On the Joy of Flirting and the Experience of Beauty

On the Joy of Metaphysical Conceit (With Reference to John Donne's 'The Flea')

On the Joy of Text

On the Keys to Happiness (and the Women Who Hold Them)

On the Language of Mushrooms

On the Laughter of Discarded Objects

On the Life, Death, and Shameful Blacklisting of Lynne Frederick

On the Life, Death, and Shameful Maligning of Jill Bennett by John Osborne

On the Limits of Staying Afloat

On the Love of Boys

On the Love of Maids

On the Malign/ed Art of Faking It (Part I) - A Guest Post by Thomas Tritchler

On the Malign/ed Art of Faking It (Part II) - A Guest Post by Thomas Tritchler

On the Malign/ed Art of Faking It (Part III) - A Guest Post by Thomas Tritchler

On The Man Who Loved Islands

On the Manufacture of Good Little Boys (The D. H. Lawrence Birthday Post 2023)

On the Metaphysics of the Soul Contra the Aesthetics of Existence

On the Militant Virginity of Joan of Arc

On the Myth of Atlas

On the Myth of Maternal Impression (with Reference to the Case of Joseph Merrick)

On the Mythology of Wood (with Reference to the Case of Larry David)

On the Nature of the Ridiculous (and the Ridiculous Nature of the Sex Pistols)

On the Necessity of Killing Carpet Moths

On the Need for a New Enlightenment

On the New Barbarians

On the Nine Lives of Cats and Two Methods for Ending Them

On the Nose

On the Origins of a Solar-Phallic Landscape

On the Pale Criminal

On the Peacock and the Gamekeeper

On the Philosophical Importance of Making Lists

On the Philosophical Importance of Zombies

On the Picture of Dorian Gray

On the Pleasure of Queer Nostalgia

On the Pleasure of the Text and the Politics of Reading

On the Poetry and Politics of Modern Advertising

On the Poetry and Politics of the Mushroom

On the Political Importance of Making Lists

On the Politics of Beach Body Readiness

On the Politics of Disgust

On the Politics of Knitting

On the Politics of Lipstick

On the Politics of Movember

On the Politics of Resistance and Refusal

On the Politics of the Female Nipple

On the Portrait of Ms Ruby May, Standing

On the Practical Idealism and Pan-Europeanism of Richard von Coudenhove-Kalergi

On the Queer Love Affair at the Heart of Quetzalcoatl

On the Question Concerning Technology

On the Question of Care

On the Question of Distance and Proximity

On the Question of Ensoulment

On the Question of Ooze and Intelligence

On the Question of Quality Versus Quantity

On the Question of Racial Aesthetics with Reference to D. H. Lawrence's Women in Love

On the Question of Rewilding the UK (with Reference to the Case of Lilleth the Lynx)

On the Question of Scottish Independence

On the Quickness and Allure of Objects

On the Right to Bare Arms (A Post in Support of Pussy Riot)

On the Rise and Fall of Because

On the Risen Christ

On the Romantic Conception of Childhood

On the Scintillation of Being

On the Sex Life of Robinson Crusoe 1: Getting Jiggy with a Soap Bark Tree

On the Sex Life of Robinson Crusoe 2: The Man Who Married the Earth (and Sired Mandrakes)

On the Sex Life of Robinson Crusoe 3: Becoming the Perverted Sun Angel

On the Sex Life of the Incredible Shrinking Man 1: Pictophilia

On the Sex Life of the Incredible Shrinking Man 2: Paedophilia

On the Sex Life of the Incredible Shrinking Man 3: Agalmatophilia

On the Strange Case of the Golden-Backed Frog With a Bonnet Mushroom Growing From Its Flank

On the Spectral Rape of the Virgin Mary

On the Spiritualisation of Politics

On the Splendour of Greco-Sicilian Superficiality

On the Struggle Between Art and Knowledge in Nietzsche's Early Philosophy

On the Stuttering of Language

On the Theatre of Royalty

On the Three Ways to Care

On the Traditional Beauty of Japanese Women (1): Green Lips, Black Teeth

On the Traditional Beauty of Japanese Women (2): White Skin

On the Transsexual Consummation of Foot-Fetishism

On the Triumph of Donald Trump: Don't Say I Didn't Warn You ...

On the Triumphant Return of Small Breasts

On the Truth of Masks

On the Truth of Things

On the Ugly Truth and Beautiful Fiction of Butch Cassidy

On the Uncertain Duty of a Writer

On the Use of Dialect as an Erotico-Elementary Language in D. H. Lawrence

On the Use of Dialect as Defensive Communication in D. H. Lawrence

On the Verb to Elaborate (Or What I Have in Common With Jacques Derrida)

On the Voyeuristic Comic Potential of X-Ray Vision (With Reference to the Case of Superman and Lois Lane)

On the Whip and the Wand: A Response to Joanne Pearson

On the Whistling of Birds at Midnight

On the Will to Happiness

On the Woman in Hitler's Bathtub

On Therianthropes and Furverts

On Things That Go Bump in the Theatrical Night

On This Day I Complete My Fifty-Sixth Year

On Those Who Have Been Refused Entry Into the Land of the Free ...

On Transitioning

On Travel/Writing (with a Deleuzian Punchline)

On Trolls and the Task of Philosophy

On Unity, Diversity and Unity in Diversity

On Useful Idiots

On Van Gogh's Ear and the Dangers of Sungazing

On Voluntary Human Extinction

On Warmheartedness (An Easter Message from the Anti-Christ)

On Why Lawrentian Werewolves Are Not Vegans 1: A Reply to David Brock

On Why Lawrentian Werewolves Are Not Vegans 2: A Reply to Catherine Brown

On Why the Language That Speaks Us as Children Matters

On Women and Fish in The 39 Steps

On Women in Love, Sea Devils and Sexual Dimorphism

On Writing

One for Sorrow ...

Only an Astronaut Can Save Us: Notes on the Overview Effect and Overview Institute

Onychophilia: Notes on Two Types of Nail Fetish

Ooh La La La: Katherine Waugh's Fugitive Philosophy

Ooh Matron!

Oostvaardersplassen: Animal Utopia or Animal Concentration Camp? 

Operation Werewolf

Ophidicism

Orientalism

Orophobia (With Reference to the Case of Alexander Hepburn)

Orwell Versus Dalí

Ouch! Another Brief Note on Pain and The Palliative Society

Our God is Woman: Our Mission is Protest!

Ours is Essentially a Tragic Age ...

Ours Is Essentially a Tragic Age: Notes on the Opening of a Novel

Ours is the Day of Realization

Outsider Art and Beyond

Ovinophobia: Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's Fear of Sheep

Pablo Picasso is Back in Fashion

Pagan Magazine (1983-92)

Paint It Black: Notes on a Song

Paint Your Wagon: Civilization and Its Discontents

Pamela and the Lost World of Soho

Pan and Jesus in the Art of Dorothy Brett

Pan Comes to Hampstead: Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's 'The Last Laugh'

Panchira

Panem et Pyrotechnics

Pansies: Brief Notes on D. H. Lawrence's Excremental Aesthetic

Paradise is in the Palm of Your Hand: Notes on Wank Clubs

Passion Ends in Fashion

Passion Ends in Fashion: Notes on SEX

Paul Morel and Knife Crime

Paul Morel and the Sacrifice of Arabella

PC Plod Wants You to Think Nice Thoughts

Pédophilie (with Reference to the Cases of Michel Foucault and Gabriel Matzneff)

Peep Show Proves We're a Long Way from Wuthering Heights

Pegging

Perfumed Pop Perfection

Personal Love Counts So Little: Further Reflections on the Queer Case of Lou Carrington

Perdurabo (Notes from a Hard Knock Life)

Perversion Makes Happy

Pessimism (In Affirmation of the Oncoming Train)

Peter Sloterdijk and the Question of Anthropotechnics

Petite Meller

Petrophilia: A Brief Note on the Geochemical Origin of Life and the Religious Worship of Rocks

Phallic Pictures 1: Boccaccio Story by D. H. Lawrence

Phallic Pictures 2: L'Origine de la Guerre by Orlan

Phallic Tenderness

Philosophical Reflections on Self-Partnering

Philosophical Reflections on the Case of Pinocchio

Philosophy For Everyone and No One (Not For All)

Philosophy on the Catwalk

Picture at the Top of the Stairs

Picture This: In Praise of the Photo Booth

Picture This (On the Evil Genius of the Image)

Pippi Greenstocking: Notes on the Case of Greta Thunberg

Piquerism and Notes on Knife Play

Planet of the Apes and the Negro of Banyoles

Plastic Ants (There Might Come a Day When They're Treading On You)

Please Sir!

Plutocracy

Political Reflections on November 9th

Poor Little Jimmy (All He Wanted to Do Was Be a Sex Pistol)

Pop Art from North Africa (with Images of Marilyn Veiled and Unveiled)

Pornosurrealism: Autumn 1929

Portrait of the Führer as a Young Artist (Or How Hitler Helps Us Counter Aesthetic Idealism)

Post 333: Invocation of Choronzon

Post 555: Scent of a Woman

Post 666: Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia

Post 777: Three Sevens Clash

Post 1500: Reflections on the Extinct British Wolf and the Triumph of the Sheep

Post 1750: The Rambler

Post 2000: From Journal to Mémoire

Postcard from LA

Postmodern Approaches to Literature 1: The Death of the Author

Postmodern Approaches to Literature 2: From Work to Text

Postmodern Approaches to Literature 3: The Pleasure of the Text (Part I)

Postmodern Approaches to Literature 3: The Pleasure of the Text (Part II)

Pot-au-feu

Powertooling with Heide Hatry

Practically Perfect in Every Way: Notes on the Case of Mary Poppins

Pretty in Pink (Notes on the Engendering of Baby Mia)

Prisoners of Fashion

Probably I Should Want to Be Noah (Notes on an Unfinished Play by D. H. Lawrence)

Proposition 7

Proust Questionnaire

Psychasthenia

Psychoceramics (Clinical Notes on Cranks and Crackpots)

Psychrophilia: Or Love (and Death) in a Cold Climate

Punk Friends Reunited

Punk Moth (Or How the Cambridge Rapist Motif Haunts the Natural World)

Punk Xmas

Pussy (A Post for International Women's Day)

Pussy Juice (Isis Unveiled)

Pussy Whipped (Or Never Mind the Cossacks)

Put on a Little Makeup ...

Put on a Little Makeup and Make Sure They Get Your Good Side: A Brief Note on Positive Punk

Qué Barbaridad

Queens of the Wild Frontier

Quizás, Quizás, Quizás

Rabbit: On the Obscene Beyond and Other Abhorrent Mysteries

Radical Chic: On Puncturing the Fourth Wall of Excess and Spectacle with AOC

Raise the Scarlet Standard High

Ravishing a Universe for Love: In Praise of Mothra and the Shobijin

Rawdon Lilly: Notes Towards a Character Study

Real Men Wear Gingham

Reconsidering the New Philosophers

Re-Dreaming the Dark (Notes from a Witch's Manifesto)

Reflections after a Visit to London Zoo

Reflections after the Atrocity in Nice

Reflections Beneath an Old Tree at Halloween

Reflections from a Sickbed

Reflections on a Black Cat (In Memory of Pluto)

Reflections on a Black Hole in a Galaxy Far, Far Away

Reflections on a Crane Fly

Reflections on a Forgotten Umbrella

Reflections on a Green Carnation

Reflections on a Heron

Reflections on a Photo of a Horse's Head - A Guest Post by Louise Mason

Reflections on a Photo of Two Young Punks

Reflections on a Rose and a New Year's Resolution

Reflections on a Snail at the Birdbath

Reflections on Alessandro Raho's New Portrait of Young Kim

Reflections on an Art Controversy (A Post Co-Written with Simon Solomon)

Reflections on an Earworm

Reflections on Andy Warhol's Ten Portraits of Jews of the Twentieth Century (1980)

Reflections on Another Jubilee (There's Still No Future in England's Dreaming)

Reflections on Brains in Jars

Reflections on Cat Cognition and Feline Intelligence

Reflections on Exile

Reflections on Frances Wilson's 'Burning Man'

Reflections on Gauguin's La Vague (1888)

Reflections on Hassan Hajjaj and His 'Kesh Angels

Reflections on Heide Hatry's Rusty Dog

Reflections on Jenny from the Block

Reflections on Lady Chatterley's Daughter (Part I: Chapters 1-11)

Reflections on Lady Chatterley's Daughter (Part II: Chapters 12-22)

Reflections on Madam Butterfly 1: The Opera

Reflections on Madam Butterfly 2: Puccini's Influence on Pop and Fashion

Reflections on Milo Moiré's PlopEgg Painting (With a Note on Heide Hatry's Expectations)

Reflections on My Shiny New Red Kettle

Reflections on Nietzsche and the Dark Triad

Reflections on Photography and Ethnoelephantology

Reflections on Stephen Alexander's 'When the Moon Hits Your Eye' - A Guest Post by Sally Guaragna

Reflections on TB in the Age of Coronavirus

Reflections on the 2014 FIFA World Cup

Reflections on The Agony of Eros by Byung-Chul Han (Part 1: From Melancholia to Bare Life)

Reflections on The Agony of Eros by Byung-Chul Han (Part 2: From Porn to The End of Theory)

Reflections on The Bat 1: Theodore Roethke and the Unheimlich

Reflections on The Bat 2: Germaine Richier and Her Art of Becoming-Animal

Reflections on the Black Tree Frogs of Chernobyl

Reflections on The Blue Lagoon

Reflections on The Burnout Society by Byung-Chul Han (Part 1: From Neuronal Power to Vita Activa)

Reflections on The Burnout Society by Byung-Chul Han (Part 2: From The Pedagogy of Seeing to Burnout Society)

Reflections on the Death Mask (With Reference to the Case of L'Inconnue de la Seine)

Reflections on the Death of a Cow (with Reference to the Work of Damien Hirst)

Reflections on the Death of a Footballer

Reflections on the Death of a Jewel-Encrusted Tortoise

Reflections on the Death of a Sparrow (In Memory of Jodie Chesney)

Reflections on the Death of a Rat

Reflections on the Death of a Rhinoceros

Reflections on the Death of Steve Ditko

Reflections on the Georgia Guidestones

Reflections on the Goop Jade Egg

Reflections on The Holy Virgin Mary (1996)

Reflections on the Killing of a Porcupine

Reflections on the Loss of UR6

Reflections on the Porcupine Dilemma

Reflections on The Rokeby Venus

Reflections on the Sorcerer's Apprentice and the Villainy of Things

Reflections on the Snail

Reflections on The Strange Death of Europe: A Book For Thinking, Nothing Else

Reflections on The Transparency Society by Byung-Chul Han (Part 1: From The Society of Positivity to The Society of Evidence)

Reflections on The Tranparency Society by Byung-Chul Han (Part 2: From The Society of Pornography to The Society of Intimacy)

Reflections on The Transparency Society by Byung-Chul Han (Part 3: From The Society of Information to The Society of Control)

Reflections on the Typewriter 1: The Case of Martin Heidegger

Reflections on the Typewriter 2: How Derrida Put Down His Pen and Learned to Love a Keyboard

Reflections on the Typewriter 3: Nietzsche and His Golden Writing Ball

Reflections on the Vacuum-Sealed Nature of Objects 1: Egoism a Deux

Reflections on the Vacuum-Sealed Nature of Objects 2: Ethico-Political Considerations

Reflections on the Verb to Be

Reflections on the Virgin Mary's Pussy

Reflections on the Vulture 1: Lawrence Doesn't Like Them

Reflections on the Vulture 2: The Poetic Vision of Robinson Jeffers

Reflections on the War in Ukraine and the Disquieting Problem of Actor-Politicians

Reflections on Wittgenstein's Rhino

Refections on the Woman with the Heart Shaped Face

Reflections on Two Paintings by Malcolm McLaren

Reflections on Two Speeches by Emmeline Pankhurst

Reflections on Venus Emerging Slowly From an Old Bathtub

Reflections on Vita Contemplativa by Byung-Chul Han (Part One)

Reflections on Vita Contemplativa by Byung-Chul Han (Part Two)

Reflections on Vita Contemplativa by Byung-Chul Han (Part Three)

Reincarnation is Making a Comeback: Notes on Chapter 3 of Metamorphoses by Emanuele Coccia

Release the Bats: Notes on the Genre Distinction between Poetry and Pop

Release the Hounds! (With Reference to Quentin Tarantino's Once Upon a Time in Hollywood and Emily Brontë's Wuthering Heights)

Remarks on Fifty Shades of Grey

Repress Nothing! In Memory of Otto Gross

Requiem pour un con (Was Jacques Prévert a Jerk?)

Return to Plato's Pharmacy

Revenge of the Flowers

Revenge of the Immortals

Revenge of the Macaques

Revenge of the Object 

Revolt into Style

Revolutions are so vieux jeu

Richard Dawkins on Rape: Good Logic, Bad Thinking

Richard Lovatt Somers: Notes Towards a Character Study (Part 1)

Richard Lovatt Somers: Notes Towards a Character Study (Part 2)

Rilke: Letters on Cézanne (Some Brief Remarks)

Rioting: The Unbeatable High (With Reference to Current Events in France)

Rise of the Xenobots

RoadKill

Rocking the Lobster Look with Elsa Schiaparelli, Salvador Dalí and Cosmo Kramer

Rod Liddle: My Enemy's Enemy

Roethke and the Bat Boy (A Post on American Poetry and Popular Culture)

Roland Barthes: Essays and Interviews Vols. 1-5

Roland Barthes's Enigmatic Individualism

Rosebud

Ross Barkan's Dream of a New Romantic Age

Rupert Birkin and the Ichthyosaur

Rutiluphilia (Reflections on Redheads)

Sadiq Khan and the Insufferable Suffragettes

Sailing to Byzantium (Notes on Yeats and the Singularity)

Sanctus Januarius: A Nietzschean New Year Message

Sandals

Sartre's Lobster (l'existentialisme est une peur des crustacés)

Satanic News 1: The Case of Sister Maria Crocifissa della Concezione and the Devil's Letter

Satanic News 2: The Case of Dilara Findikoglu and Her Infernal Fashion Show

Satanism is Not a Humanism

Save the Chimps of Monkey Island!

Save the Hedgehog

Say Hello Then!

Say No to Female Genital Mutilation

Scattered Pictures of the Smiles We Left Behind: In Memory of Four Treadwellians

Schadenfreude

Schizoanalysis Contra Psychoanalysis

Schlegel's Hedgehog

Schopenhauer and the Sea Turtles

Science is Universal

Screamin' Jay Hawkins: He'll Put a Spell on You

Screen Grab

Seeing with the Eyes of Angels (In Praise of Cubism)

Self-Enjoyment and Concern Part 1: The Moral Case Against Masturbation

Self-Enjoyment and Concern Part 2: The Aesthetico-Ethical Case For Masturbation

Selfies and the Rise of the Look Generation

Semen Shampoo and Set

Semen Terrorism

Send in the Clowns

Senescence

Sensitive Hands on a Cyclops

Separating the Black Sheep from the Scapegoats

Serenity Now (Notes on 'The Flying Fish' by D. H. Lawrence)

Sex on the Beach

Sexual Solipsism

Sexy Eiffel Towers 

She Flows Lava: On Why the Volcanic Feminism of Betty Hirst is More Effusive Than Dada

She Never Lied to Us: Reflections on the Case of Irena Dubrovna

She Was Only a Farmer's Daughter ... Notes on the Case of Miriam Leivers

She Was Only a Horse-Dealer's Daughter

Shit Bow: Larry David and Roland Barthes on the Art of Japanese Etiquette

Shoes Please (My Favourite Mission: Impossible Moment)

Short Meditation on an Old School Photograph

Should Sade be Saved?

Should We Lose the Lads' Mags?

Should We Tax the Rich, Eat the Rich, or Kill the Poor?

Shrinking Violets

Sid Vicious: My Way

Sid Vicious Versus the Crucified

Siderodromophilia (A Post for Valentine's Day)

Silence is Violence (Or How Wokeism Restricts Freedom by Compelling Speech)

Silent Night Vs Non-Time (A Christmas Message)

Simian Aesthetics 1: The Case of Congo the Chimp

Simian Aesthetics 2: The Case of Pierre Brassau

Simon Schama Versus Rod Liddle

Simone de Beauvoir: Brigitte Bardot and the Lolita Syndrome (Pt. 1)

Simone de Beauvoir: Brigitte Bardot and the Lolita Syndrome (Pt. 2)

Simon's Dream Home: the Winchester Mystery House

Simply Nietzschean

Sing Hello

Sing if You're Glad to be Grey (On the Desire for the Neutral)

Sinister Writings 4: Purity is the Malign Inversion of Innocence

Sinister Writings 3: I Never Knew a Man Falling Was Such a Wonderful Thing

Sinister Writings 2: On the Sexual Politics of Adam and Eve

Sinister Writings 1: Angelic Oppression

Skinny Mannequin Sparks Outrage

Sheena: From Jungle Queen to Punk Rocker

Sleep and Dreams

Slippery When Wet: Reflections on D. H. Lawrence's Aquaphilia

Snapshots from 1983 (Featuring Johnny Rotten, Billy Bragg and Lorrie Millington)

Snow

Sofa So Good: On the Art of Fingering the Furniture (With Reference to D. H. Lawrence's 'The Thimble')

Sologamy (With Reference to the Case of Laura Mesi)

Some Dark Solar Reflections on a Grey Morning in September

Some Do the Deed With Many Tears and Some Without a Sigh: On Matricide

Some Wear Leather, Some Wear Lace

Something About Mary

Something Fishy

Sometimes, Better a Dead Mountain Lion Than a Live Dog

Sons and Killers

Soon It Will Be Easter

Sottorealism: Beneath Contempt ...?

Soured Through the Ages Like Piss Lemonade: Notes on Punk Is Dead (ed. Richard Cabut and Andrew Gallix)

Spare the Wasps

Speak no Evil

Spectres of Marx and Derrida: A Post in Response to a 6/20 Paper by John Holroyd

Spectrophilia (With Reference to Wuthering Heights)

Spicebomb

Splashback (An Exchange of Views on Urine Therapy)

Spooks and Lovers: Halloween With D. H. Lawrence

St. Christopher: the Dog-Headed Saint

Steve Taylor's Softness Contra Nietzschean Hardness

Steven Shaviro on Warhol's Failure to Make Space

Still Life

Stone Me, What a Life! (A Brief Post in Memory of Tony Hancock)

Storming the Angel-Guarded Gates

Story of the Eye

Strange Flesh: Notes On Sodomy

Strange Fruit: an All-American Festival of Cruelty

Straw Dogs

Stupeur et tremblements

Stupid Is As Stupid Does (Notes on the Dunning-Kruger Effect)

Submission

Submission (On Christianity, Islam and the European Migrant Crisis)

Suffer the Little Children: D. H. Lawrence on Child Sexuality, Puberty, and Savage Initiation Rites

Suicide by Tiger (The Case of Sarah McClay)

Suicide Note

Summer Solstice with D. H. Lawrence (1910 - 1928)

Sun-Fucked

Sun - Lizard - Rock

Suna no Onna (Sand Woman)

Sungazing (With Reference to the Case of Juliet, the Lawrentian Sun-Woman)

Supermassive Maternal Bodies (With Reference to the Case of Old Granny Saywell)

Supernature: Notes on the Worms of Chernobyl

Supposing Truth to be a Woman ...

Sur la terre et le terrorisme: A Brief Sadean Response to Rebecca Solnit

Survival in the Age of Coronavirus

Sweden: Vad Fan Gör Du?

Sweet Death (In Memory of Steve Priest)

Sweet Sixteen (In Memory of Sid Vicious and My Own Punk Youth)

Swimming Lessons

Sympathetic Reflections on the Case of Sir Clifford Chatterley

Sympathy for the Devil: Notes on D. H. Lawrence's Luciferianism (Easter with the Anti-Christ 2020)

Sympathy for the Devil: The Case of Milo Yiannopoulos

Synthetic Aesthetics: Notes on the Genius of Alexandra Daisy Ginsberg

Taharrush Gamea

Take a Walk Into a Future of Diminished Reality with Amy Webb ...

Taking a Trip Through The Beauty Jungle

Taking Civilisation to the Barbarians

Talaria: On the Secularisation of Winged Footwear from Hermes to Jeremy Scott

Tales from Storyville 1: Shame Upon Those Who Think Badly of It (With a Note on Tony Jackson)

Tales from Storyville 2: The Photos of E. J. Bellocq (With Notes from Susan Sontag)

Tales from Storyville 3: The Poet and the Prostitute (Bellocq's Ophelia by Natasha Trethewey)

Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay!

Taste the Rainbow

Technosexual Futures with Reference to the Case of Tanya (RealDoll 2 Configuration 1)

Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Tell Them the Cross is a Tree Again

Tentacle Erotica

Thank Heaven for Little Girls

Thanks for the Memory (Notes on Hope and Heidegger)

That Chimp's Alright: In Memory of Koko

That City of Dreadful Night: D. H. Lawrence's Letters from Paris

That Queer Riviera Touch

That Voodoo That You Do

The Art of Love

The Astounding Story of Olga Mesmer: The Girl with the X-Ray Eyes

The Ballerina is Not a Girl Dancing

The Banality of Evil

The Bats Have Left the Bell Tower: Reflections on Graveyard Poetry and Post-Punk Goth

The Bear Necessity: Reflections on the Case of Timothy Treadwell

The Becoming-Mellors of Oliver Parkin (Lady Chatterley's Lover)

The Best Things in Life Are Dirty: Reflections on Malcolm McLaren's Nostalgie de la boue

The Big Rock Candy Mountains

The Biophilia Hypothesis and Notes on Nature-Deficit Disorder

The Blue Boy Will Never Die: On Fear, Fashion and Immortality

The Blue Flower Post

The Bluebird

The Boy Looked at Johnny ...

The Broken Heart Knows No Country

The Butterfly Revelation: Notes on D. H. Lawrence and V. V. Rozanov

The Carolina Parakeet - He's Not Extinct, He's Resting ...

The Case of Alice Gross

The Case of Asifa Lahore

The Case of Dylan Alkins

The Case of Evelyn McHale (The Most Beautiful Suicide in the World)

The Case of Farah Ann Abdul Hadi (and Her Pudendal Cleft)

The Case of Ghoncheh Ghavami

The Case of Helly Luv

The Case of Jacintha Saldanha 

The Case of Jessica Ahlquist: Evil Little Thing

The Case of Joyce McKinney

The Case of Kristina Pimenova

The Case of Leopold and Loeb

The Case of Maryam Namazie

The Case of Old Eguchi

The Case of Qandeel Baloch

The Case of Rachel Dolezal

The Case of Thomas Townsend (Germ Free Adolescent)

The Charm of Kink (with Reference to the Case of Mrs. Peel)

The Colour Purple

The Conspiracy against the Human Race

The Covid Nightmare (After D. H. Lawrence)

The Culture Cult

The Curse of Ham (Reflections on Genesis 9:20-27)

The Day of the Golden Jackal

The (Displaced) Task of the Translator 1: Magical Realism without the Magic - A Post by Simon Solomon

The (Displaced) Task of the Translator 2: Microdramas of Displacement - A Post by Simon Solomon

The (Displaced) Task of the Translator 3: On the Limits of Zeitgeistiness - A Post by Simon Solomon

The Doll, the Joker, and the Man Who Laughs

The Escaped Cock

The Face of Marlene Dietrich

The Filth and the Fury (Or Never Mind the Sex Pistols - Here's the Borborites)

The First Rule of Chinese Fight Club: the Authorities Always Win!

The Flood is Never Over

The Four Drakes: Part 1: Francis and Charlie

The Four Drakes: Part 2: Nick and Gabrielle

The Funniest and Sweetest Person: In Memory of Richard Lewis (1947-2024)

The Ghost of Alexander McQueen

The Goddess, the Whore, and the Policewoman (Notes on D. H. Lawrence's Apocalypse)

The Gods Have Become Our Diseases

The Gospel of Cool Hand Luke

The Great Beast is Dead (In Memory of Aleister Crowley)

The Great Rock 'n' Roll Castration

The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle

The Greatest Joy of All

The Greeks Had a Word For It: Thymos

The Gulf War Is Still Not Happening

The Handmaid's Tale

The History of a Phone Box

The Hour of the Star

The Human Body Does Not Exist

The Internet of Stings: On Apiculture and the Question Concerning Technology

The Joy of Buttons - A Guest Post by Christian Michel

The Joy of Hypertext

The Jungle of Everyday Life: In Anticipation of Rob Dunn's New Book 'Never Home Alone'

The Lady and the Chimp

The Last of the Groupies: In Memory of Nancy Spungen

The Laugh of the Medusa

The Little Dancer: Armed and Dangerous

The Living and the Dead

The Malcolm McLaren Estate Vs The Vivienne Foundation

The Man and the Dreaming Woman: Notes on D. H. Lawrence's The Witch à la Mode

The Man at Number 6 Meets Constantine Cavafy

The Man With the Child in His Eyes

The Man Who Slept: Notes on an Autobiographical Fantasy by D. H. Lawrence

The Masked Philosopher

The Model and the Mannequins

The Moon at the End of My Street

The Money Post

The Most Beautiful Streets of Paris (Notes on Surrealist Mannequin Fetish)

The Museum of Failed Products

The N-Word

The Naked Look: In Praise of the Backless / Strapless Dress

The Naked Truth About Unicorn Girls

The Nanny (1965)

The Nylon Riots

The Object is Poetics

The Obscene Beyond 1: It is So Lovely Within the Crack

The Omphalos Hypothesis

The Owl of Minerva

The Perfect Poem (Adapted from Balzac's Short Story Le Chef-d'œuvre inconnu)

The Perfect Shoe 

The Phantom of the Opera: Monstrous of Face, Monstrous of Soul

The Picture of Douglas Murray

The Picture of Sebastian Horsley

The Plumed Serpent

The Politics of Friendship

The Politics of the Face

The Possibility of an Island: Reflections on the Case of John Allen Chau and the Sentinelese

The Portrait of Madame X

The Post of Proper Names

The Present is a Foreign Country

The Prince and the Pauper

The Prince and the Showbot  (Or Why I Prefer Artificial Intelligence to Royal Stupidity)

The Queer Case of Barry Jeans (aka The Menace)

The Rainbow

The Rape of Africa: David LaChapelle's Reimagining of Botticelli's Venus and Mars

The Rich Can Buy Soap: Why I Find Shepard Fairey's Hope Poster Problematic

The Scar is the Eye of the Violet: On Stigmatophilia and Sexual Healing

The Scent of a Woman Called Gwyneth

The Second Coming (Notes on the European Migrant Crisis)

The Shamrock and the Swastika: Notes on Irish Republicanism and National Socialism

The Shape of Felines to Come: Brief Notes on the Speculative Evolution of the Cat

The Shocking Case of Sacco and Vanzetti

The Silence of the Moth

The Silver-Studded Blue Butterfly Post

The Sisters of Artemis

The Southend Venus

The Southend Venus (Alternative Version)

The Strange Case of Ray Comfort: Banana Man

The Study of Myth is an Occupation for Imbeciles

The Surreal Resurrection of Salvador Dalí

The SynBio Revolution

The Tears of Zena X (Written in the Style of Roland Barthes)

The Test on Miriam

The Three Ducks (Donald, Daffy & Howard)

The Three Questions

The Three Ruperts: Bear, Rigsby & Pupkin

The Tiger's Bride

The Tragic Tale of Two Dead Sea Eagles (and a Tory MP)

The Trapeze Artist

The Treadwell's Papers

The Trial of the New York Four

The Vamp: In Memory of Theda Bara

The Von Hell Diaries: 3 October 1982

The Voyeur

The Wisdom of Solomon 1: On Sincerity, Authenticity, Black Sheep and Scapegoats

The Wisdom of Solomon 2: On the Grain of the Voice and Further Remarks on Lunacy

The Woman Who Married the Eiffel Tower 

Theme Tunes in a Man's Life

There is No Tongue That is Not Forked: Notes On Síomón Solomon's Fantasia of Translation

There's a Whip in My Valise

There's an Insulting Stereotype For That

There's No Fool Like an Old Fool: Notes on the Case of Ambrose the Masked Dancer

There's No Fool Like an Old Fool: Notes on the Case of Gustav von Aschenbach

There's Nowt so Queer as Folk

There Will Always Be a Moon Over Baotou

These Are a Few of My Favourite Things: Films

These are a Few of My Favourite Things: Novels

These are a Few of My Favourite Things: Pop Singles (Top 40)

These are a Few of My Favourite Things: Sitcoms

These are a Few of My Favourite Things: Sounds of the Swinging Sixties

They Came from Outer Space

They Don't Shoot White Women Like Me ...

They Eat Donkeys Don't They?

They're in the Trees! (In Praise of Risky Play)

Think of the Children

This Be the Post

Thoughts Inspired by Ben Woodard's 'On an Ungrounded Earth' (2013)

Thoughts on D. H. Lawrence (Stephen Alexander in Conversation with David Brock)

Thoughts on the Phrase 'Black is Beautiful'

Thoughts on the Proposal for a New Lawrence Statue

Three Brief Extracts from a Study of Eric Gill

Three Cases of Brain Theft

Three Cool Cats: Félicette the Space Cat, Casper the Commuting Cat, and Oscar the Therapy Cat

Three Extracts from The Whip and the Wand (Paper VI in the 2005 Treadwell's Series Sex/Magic)

Three French Suicides: In Memory of Olga Georges-Picot, Christine Pascal, and Gilles Deleuze

Three Great Dictators and One Mad Poet

Three Great Liars 1: Nietzsche

Three Great Liars 2: Mark Twain

Three Great Liars 3: Oscar Wilde

Three More Cool Cats: CC, Room 8, and Henri, le Chat Noir

Three Portraits of Naomi 1: Naomi as Playmate, Bunny Girl and Jezebel

Three Portraits of Naomi 2: Naomi in the Cat House

Three Portraits of Naomi 3: Naomi's Fruit Passion

Ticked Off (Reflections on an Idyllic Essex Crime Scene)

Tickets Please (On the Buses with D. H. Lawrence)

Tie Me to a Tree: Notes on Chapter 4 of Metamorphoses by Emanuele Coccia

Tilikum

Till A' the Seas Gang Dry

Till Eulenspiegel and the German Obsession with Shit

Time/Flies

'Tis Whiter Than an Indian Pipe ...

Tits and Beaks

To Have Done With the Judgement of Judy

To Hold On or Let Go (Reflections on a Garden Gnome)

To Hull and Back (In Memory of Gillian Hall)

To See a World in a Grain of Sand and Being in the Infinite Density of a Dot

To See More Clearly Than Ever Before (Notes on The Blue Lenses, by Daphne du Maurier)

To Think on One's Feet

Today I Saw the DragonflEye

Toilettenphilosophie

Too Much Water-Jelly

Too Old to Live, Too Slow to Die

Torpedo the Ark

Torpedo the Ark: A Disclaimer

Torpedo the Ark - Fire 500! (Ibsen, Nietzsche, and the Question of Revolutionary Nihilism)

Torpedo the Ark Means: Everything's Funny (5th Anniversary Reflections on the Death of a Parakeet)

Torpedo the Ark Means: I Hate Everything

Torpedo the Ark: Thoughts on the Occasion of a 1000th Post

Torpedo the Ark Versus the Censor-Bots

Torpedo the Ark Xmas Message 2015

Torture Garden



Towards a Queer Ethology 3: When You Feel A Little P-Pervish, P-P-P Pick Up a Penguin

Vade Retro Satana: On the Priestly Nostalgia for Exorcism
Vestis virum facit

Vibrant Matter

We're All Austrians Now (Reflections Beneath a Black Sun)
What Big Extraterrestrial Eyes You Have

What Big Teeth You Have: Notes on D. H. Lawrence and Dental Morphology

What I Believe

What If the Nazis Had Embraced Modern Art?

What if the Shoe Were on the Other Foot?

What Was I Thinking? (18 March)

What Was I Thinking? (28 December)

Whatever Happened to the Likely Lasses?

What's-a-Matter Midge? (Hey!)

What's in a Name? Quite a Lot When That Name is Scardanelli

When Ancient and Modern Worlds Collide: Notes on the Profane Fate of Plato's Sacred Olive Tree

When D. H. Lawrence Met G. I. Jane

When Even the Flies Leave You Alone: Ernest Becker's 'The Denial of Death' as Interpreted by Sebastian Horsley

When I Play With My Cat ... (Notes Towards a Feline Philosophy)

When Jayne Met Anton

When Jayne Met Sophia

When Jayne Went to Ireland

When Jerry Seinfeld and Quentin Tarantino Met Lawrence Tierney ...<br />
When Jiggs the Chimp Met Dorothy Lamour

When Marlene Dietrich Met Édith Piaf

When Marlene Dietrich Met Marilyn Monroe

When Melvyn Met Malcolm (A Brief Reflection on The South Bank Show Episode 178)

When the Cat Lies Down With the Rat

Where Do You Get Your Ideas From?

Where the Turtle Doves Sing (Reflections on Pubic Hair with Reference to the Cases of D. H. Lawrence and Eric Gill)

Where There is Woman There is Swan




Why Arachnophobes Have Even More Reason to be Fearful Than They Ever Imagined

Why Atheism is a Non-Precarious Way of Living

Why Bambi is Forever Being Killed in My Imagination Thanks to the Sex Pistols

Why Bataille's Work Remains Crucial

Why Being Offended Doesn't Justify Bear Attacks on Children

Why Even an Anti-Christ Reads the Bible

Why I Don't Like Fishnet Stockings (Or The Rocky Horror Picture Show)


Why I Don't Much Care for the London Marathon
Why I Love Goldie Hawn





Why the Reformation of Manners is No Laughing Matter

Why Was I Not Made of Stone Like Thee? (Notes on the Hunchback of Notre Dame)

Why You Should Never Wish Happy New Year to a Nietzschean

Wigging Out with Andy Warhol

Wilde About the Beautiful Game

Wilding: In Praise of the Knepp Farm Project

Will Absence Make My Heart Grow Fonder of Byung-Chul Han? (Part 1)

Will Absence Make My Heart Grow Fonder of Byung-Chul Han? (Part 2)

Winter Solstice with D. H. Lawrence

W.I.T.C.H. 
Yves Montand and the Drowned Woman (La Noyée)